Satire about Rush Limbaugh's self-admitted drug addiction scandal

Drug Addicted Is Rush
(Sung to the tune of "Addicted To Love" by Robert Palmer)

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(instrumental intro)

Shone light upon... scandal hit home.
You'll find... what made Rush moan.
His fans fret... 'bout his mistakes.
The right wing's pissed... gives him headaches.

Ditto sheep... how they bleat.
Without a doubt... they'll just leap.
Loaded with spite... they disbelieve.
They'll boo and hiss... but Rush, they'll heed.

Rush would like to think that he's immune from the law - oh, yeah!
It's closer to the truth to say, "It's scandal, Limbaugh!"
Dittoheads will have to face it: drug addicted is Rush.

The right wing whine... about the deed:
Drug-running... by maid, for greed.
On dark streets... of drugs and crime.
What about this? Some fans say, "Fine" (a one-track mind)

Rush rants... Rush raves...
Hallucinogens... are all he craves.
He feels numb... hears the boos
From his kind... hates to lose.

Rush would like to think that he's immune from the law - oh, yeah!
It's closer to the truth to say, "It's scandal, Limbaugh!"
Dittoheads will have to face it: drug addicted is Rush.

Gettin' hell, wasted, drug-addicted is Rush.
Gettin' hell, wasted, drug-addicted is Rush.
Gettin' hell, wasted, drug-addicted is Rush.
Gettin' hell, wasted, drug-addicted is Rush.
Gettin' hell, wasted, drug-addicted is Rush.

Shone light upon... scandal hit home.
You'll find... what made Rush moan.
His fans fret... 'bout his mistakes.
The right wing's pissed... gives him headaches.

Rush would like to think that he's immune from the law - oh, yeah!
It's closer to the truth to say, "It's scandal, Limbaugh!"
Dittoheads will have to face it: drug addicted is Rush.

Gettin' hell, wasted, drug-addicted is Rush.
Gettin' hell, wasted, drug-addicted is Rush.
Gettin' hell, wasted, drug-addicted is Rush.
Gettin' hell, wasted, drug-addicted is Rush.
Gettin' hell, wasted, drug-addicted is Rush.
Gettin' hell, wasted, drug-addicted is Rush.
Gettin' hell, wasted, drug-addicted is Rush.
Gettin' hell, wasted, drug-addicted is Rush.
Gettin' hell, wasted, drug-addicted is Rush.