Tuesday, August 09, 2011

Not Crazy
(Sung to the tune of "Crazy" by Patsy Cline)
Click HERE for MIDI music

As sung by the unhinged Rep. Michele "Batshit Crazy" Bachmann (R-IA), who wants to be U.S. President:

(instrumental intro)

Crazy? Who's crazy? My opponents, only.
I'm crazy? Not crazy, it just isn't true.

I knew... teabaggers love me when I'm taunted
And soon, one day, my power ambitions come true.

Hurry... must make my moves in a hurry
Wonderin'... what does a President do?

Crazy? Stop thinkin', just do what I've told you
Not crazy for lyin', not crazy for tryin'
Not crazy; need votes from you.

Crazy? Stop thinkin', just do what I've told you
Not crazy for lyin', not crazy for tryin'
Not crazy; need votes from you.

Friday, June 10, 2011

All of Newt Gingrich's top campaign workers have fled his presidential campaign


Parody lyrics by Lynn Rockets
(sung to the Dr. Seuss song “The Grinch That Stole Christmas”)

You’re a has-been, Newt Gingrich
You’re lacking in appeal
Your were ousted as The Speaker
No one wants to hear you squeal
Newt Gingrich

You’re a unicycle
Without even one wheel

You’ve had three wives, Newt Gingrich
A mistress in the hole
Philandering’s your day job
You’re a slimy ugly troll
Newt Gingich

These woman that like you, must
Be on work release or parole

You’re a vile one, Newt Gingrich
Your words reek with rancid bile
Your criticism of Bill Clinton
As you’re cheating all the while
Newt Gingrich

There couldn’t be a bigger hypocrite
Within a Midwest country mile

You’re a foul one, Newt Gingrich
Your first divorce smelled of skunk
Your wife, Jackie fighting cancer
You told her she was junk
Newt Gingrich

The nicest words to describe you,
Are, as follows, and I quote, Pink. Wank, Punk

You’re a coward, Newt Gingrich
Avoided your army spot
Deferment-seeking chicken-hawk
That likes to talk real tough
Newt Gingrich

Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing
With the most disgraceful assortment of Republican
Sound-bytes imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots

You’re the racist, Newt Gingrich
It’s not Judge Sotomayor
You play the race card as a white guy
That’s so laughable I’m sure
Newt Gingrich

You’re a stinking pile of vomit
Sitting in the sun
With feces on top

Monday, June 06, 2011

One Nutcase, One Bus

Monday, February 21, 2011

STOP Imperial Scott Walker!

Monday, January 31, 2011

Ohio Gov. John Kasich lampooned in musical parody of "Never Been To Spain"
Subodh Chandra: I Never Knew A Black Man