Monday, December 15, 2008

Lame Duck Bush Is A "Shoe-In" For Most Hated Person In Iraq

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/16/world/middleeast/16shoe.html?em



President Bush, on a surprise trip to Iraq and Afghanistan, got a taste of dissent at a Baghdad press event Sunday when an Iraqi journalist threw shoes at him, forcing him to duck.

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Thursday, November 20, 2008

Crawford Bound


Written originally on October 17, 2002

Crawford Bound
(Sung to the tune of "Homeward Bound" by Simon & Garfunkel)

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(instrumental intro)

Shrub's sitting on a bad situation.
People picket the way he runs the nation...
His speech - no one understands.
He knows nothing 'bout foreign lands.
His photo-ops are neatly planned
He is not the one who's in command...
Crawford bound...
Wishes he was
Crawford bound...
Home... on his ranch escaping.
Home... where the crowds aren't braying.
Home... where the Shrub's creating
Silence - lots of Z's (zzzzz)...

Everything Bush does just seems
To be a "threat" hatched by his team...
Imaginary enemies helped shut down our democracy
Through pre-arranged rogue agencies
To prop up Bush, who longs to be...

Crawford bound...
Wishes he was
Crawford bound...
Home... on his ranch escaping.
Home... where the crowds aren't braying.
Home... where the Shrub's creating
Silence - lots of Z's (zzzzz)...

The right wing chants for war again.
Saddam is blamed, and condemned...
Shrub's tough words on Iraq must be
A shield for mediocrity.
His emptiness in policy
Just means he's inept as can be...

Crawford bound...
Wishes he was
Crawford bound...
Home... on his ranch escaping.
Home... where the crowds aren't braying.
Home... where the Shrub's creating
Silence - lots of Z's (zzzzz)...
Silence - lots of Z's (zzzzz)...

(instrumental ending)

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

After the Democratic landslide, the Republicans are the butt of jokes

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Nay, Sa-rah, Sa-rah
(Sung to the tune of "Que Sera Sera" by Doris Day)

Dedicated to failed, utterly unqualified Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin, who, after losing in a landslide, publicly persists in retaining her delusion that she may someday win the presidency of the United States for the moribund Republican Party

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(instrumental intro)

Wanted our trust to run the world;
This hockey mother ran for V.P.
Thought she was witty;
"Folksy," her pitch.
Her side lost miserably.

Nay, Sa-rah, Sa-rah...
You never will be V.P.
The voters did not agree.
Nay, Sa-rah, Sa-rah...

Though she messed up, she is still loved;
Her base's sweetheart - she'll be their head.
Losses were painful Election Day.
Most of the voters said:

Nay, Sa-rah, Sa-rah...
You'll never be our V.P.
The voters did not agree.
Nay, Sa-rah, Sa-rah...

Now she just rambles on her own.
Public, she bothers: "Please look at me!"
"President Palin," her fans now pitch.
End of the G.O.P.

Nay, Sa-rah, Sa-rah...
You never will be V.P.
The voters did not agree.
Nay, Sa-rah, Sa-rah...

Nay, Sa-rah, Sa-rah...
Nay, Sa-rah, Sa-rah!


Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Yes, the GOP is finished


... and so is the Reagan Revolution
Gov. Palin retreats to Alaska
Gov. Palin prank called, thinking it is President Sarkozy of France

Click HERE to listen to the recorded 7-minute phone call from The Masked Avengers, comedians from Montreal.

TRANSCRIPT

A transcript of a prank phone call between Quebec comedy duo "The Masked Avengers" and Alaska governor and Republican vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin:

SARAH PALIN: This is Sarah.

MASKED AVENGERS: Ah, yeah, Gov. Palin.

PALIN: Hello.

AVENGERS: Just hold on for President Sarkozy, one moment.

PALIN: Oh, it's not him yet, they're saying. I always do that.

AVENGERS: Yes, hello, Gov. Palin.

PALIN: Hello, this is Sarah, how are you?

AVENGERS: Fine, and you? This is Nicolas Sarkozy speaking, how are you?

PALIN: Oh, it's so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us.

AVENGERS: Oh, it's a pleasure.

PALIN: Thank you sir, we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I. We love you and thank you for taking a few minutes to talk to me.

AVENGERS: I follow your campaigns closely with my special American adviser Johnny Hallyday, you know?

PALIN: Yes, good.

AVENGERS: Excellent. Are you confident?

PALIN: Very confident and we're thankful that polls are showing that the race is tightening and...

AVENGERS: Well I know very well that the campaign can be exhausting. How do you feel right now, my dear?

PALIN: I feel so good. I feel like we're in a marathon and at the very end of the marathon you get your second wind and you plow to the finish.

AVENGERS: You see, I got elected in France because I'm real and you seem to be someone who's real, as well.

PALIN: Yes, yeah. Nico, we so appreciate this opportunity.

AVENGERS: You know I see you as a president one day, too.

PALIN: Maybe in eight years.

AVENGERS: Well, I hope for you. You know, we have a lot in common because personally one of my favourite activities is to hunt, too.

PALIN: Oh, very good. We should go hunting together.

AVENGERS: Exactly, we could try go hunting by helicopter like you did. I never did that. Like we say in French, on pourrait tuer des bebe phoque s, aussi [translation: we can kill baby seals also].

PALIN: Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together while we're getting work done. We can kill two birds with one stone that way.

AVENGERS: I just love killing those animals. Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is so fun. I'd really love to go, so long as we don't bring along Vice-President Cheney.

PALIN: No, I'll be a careful shot, yes.

AVENGERS: Yes, you know we have a lot in common also, because except from my house, I can see Belgium. That's kind of less interesting than you.

PALIN: Well, see, we're right next door to different countries that we all need to be working with, yes.

AVENGERS: Some people said in the last days and I thought that was mean that you weren't experienced enough in foreign relations and you know that's completely false. That's the thing that I said to my great friend, the prime minister of Canada, Stef Carse. [Palin doesn't seem to know that the Prime Minister of Canada is Stephen Harper]

PALIN: Well, he's doing fine, too, and yeah, when you come into a position underestimated it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder.

AVENGERS: I was wondering because you are so next to him, one of my good friends, the prime minister of Quebec, Mr. Richard Z. Sirois, have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies?

PALIN: I haven't seen him at one of the rallies, but it's been great working with the Canadian officials. I know as governor we have a great co-operative effort there as we work on all of our resource-development projects. You know, I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife. Oh my goodness, you've added a lot of energy to your country with that beautiful family of yours.

AVENGERS: Thank you very much. You know my wife Carla would love to meet you, even though you know she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today.

PALIN: Well, give her a big hug for me.

AVENGERS: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former top model and she's so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.

PALIN: Oh my goodness, I didn't know that.

AVENGERS: Yes, in French it's called De Rouge a levre sur un cochon [translation: lipstick on a pig], or if you prefer in English, Joe the Plumber...it's his life, Joe the Plumber.

PALIN: Maybe she understands some of the unfair criticism, but I bet you she is such a hard worker, too, and she realizes you just plow through that criticism.

AVENGERS: I just want to be sure. That phenomenon Joe the Plumber. That's not your husband, right?

PALIN: That's not my husband but he's a normal American who just works hard and doesn't want government to take his money.

AVENGERS: Yes, yes, I understand we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France. It's called Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit.

PALIN: Right, that's what it's all about, the middle class and government needing to work for them. You're a very good example for us here.

AVENGERS: I see a bit about NBC, even Fox News wasn't an ally as much as usual.

PALIN: Yeah, that's what we're up against.

AVENGERS: Gov. Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life. You know Hustler's "Nailin' Paylin?" [Clueless Gov. Palin does not recognize that "President Sarkozy" is talking about a porno movie parody]

PALIN: Ohh, good, thank you, yes.

AVENGERS: That was really "edgy."

PALIN: Well, good.

AVENGERS: I really loved you and I must say something also, governor, you've been pranked by the Masked Avengers. We are two comedians from Montreal.

PALIN: Ohhh... have we been pranked?! And what radio station is this?

AVENGERS: CKOI in Montreal.

PALIN: In Montreal? Tell me the radio station call letters.

AVENGERS: CK...hello? If one voice can change the world for Obama, one Viagra can change it for McCain.

[Barely audible from governor's mansion in the background]: ... That's a radio station in France.

PALIN'S AIDE: I'm sorry, I'm going to have to let you go.

AVENGERS: Yeah! Woo-hoo!

Interview With The Masked Avengers And How They Fooled Gov. Palin

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Bring down the curtain on McCain and the GOP
No, let's vote Sarah Palin off the island!
It's TIME FOR CHANGE in America
VOTE the Republicans out of office!!!


Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Palin proves that she can (w)rap

Monday, October 27, 2008

Michele Bachmann (R-MN)

In your heart, she knows she's right.

In your guts, you know she's nuts.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

McCain Gags After Last Debate With Obama

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Gov. Bimbo, aka Mooselini, Caribou Barbie, etc.

Friday, September 26, 2008

"... "You probably heard that John McCain suspended his presidential campaign yesterday to focus on the financial crises. You had to kind of expect that this might happen. For a man of his age, it's very difficult to maintain an election." –Jimmy Kimmel

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Gone Broke - Throw Us A Line
(Sung to the tune of "One Toke Over The Line" by Brewer & Shipley)

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As sung by financially and morally bankrupt Wall Street bankers, pleading with Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson (former CEO of bankrupt Goldman Sachs) for a $700 billion "blank check" government welfare bailout to cover their losses

{Refrain}
Gone broke - throw us a line; believe us, gone broke - throw us a line.
We're goin' down; it's a bad situation; gone broke - throw us a line.
Waitin' for a bailout from ol' sweet Henry;
Hoping that we're bailed out on time.
We're goin' down; it's a bad situation; gone broke - throw us a line.


We're... whom you love... old friend, Henry.
Keep arrranging... keep us from bankruptcy.
You've been our boy, and you really felt our pain, when our profits bled.
We stand to lose, and pay the price of greed,
So, bail us out instead, because we've

Gone broke - throw us a line; believe us, gone broke - throw us a line.
We're goin' down; it's a bad situation; gone broke - throw us a line.
Waitin' for a bailout from ol' sweet Henry;
Hoping that we're bailed out on time.
We're goin' down; it's a bad situation; gone broke - throw us a line.


Hear... what we say... as our problems pile.
Bankruptcy we're spurning; save us from cash denial.
We've spread 'round the world (who didn't have a clue): mortgage-junk surprise.
Say whatever sells, or else, we're through.
Save us from pryin' eyes; because we've

Gone broke - throw us a line; believe us, gone broke - throw us a line.
We're goin' down; it's a bad situation; gone broke - throw us a line.
Waitin' for a bailout from ol' sweet Henry;
Hoping that we're bailed out on time.
We're goin' down; it's a bad situation; gone broke - throw us a line.


(instrumental break)

Gone broke - throw us a line; believe us, gone broke - throw us a line.
We're goin' down; it's a bad situation; gone broke - throw us a line.
Waitin' for a bailout from ol' sweet Henry;
Hoping that we're bailed out on time.
We're goin' down; it's a bad situation; gone broke - throw us a line.

Gone broke - throw us a line; believe us, gone broke - throw us a line.
We're goin' down; it's a bad situation; gone broke - throw us a line.
Waitin' for a bailout from ol' sweet Henry;
Hoping that we're bailed out on time.
We're goin' down; it's a bad situation; gone broke - throw us a line.


(repeat refrain and fade)

Monday, September 15, 2008

We Will Pay Dearly If McCain's Enthroned
(Sung to the tune of "I Can See Clearly Now" by Johnny Nash)

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(instrumental intro)

We will pay dearly if McCain's enthroned.
He'd remove all obstacles in his way.
Palin will draw the crowds who will vote blind.
Woo the Religious Right (Right)... Right (Right)... Election Day.
Woo the Religious Right (Right)... Right (Right)... Election Day.

McCain will just fake it now, as Palin's pawn.
Hoping his bad polling has disappeared.
Sitting on scandals brayin' at their door.
Woo the Religious Right (Right)... Right (Right)... Election Day.
Woo the Religious Right (Right)... Right (Right)... Election Day.

(Bridge:)

Dumb all-around, this G.O.P. crew lies...
Truth, they must shred; nothing but moose pies*...

We will pay dearly if McCain's enthroned.
He'd remove all obstacles in his way.
Palin will draw the crowds who will vote blind.
Woo the Religious Right (Right)... Right (Right)... Election Day.
Woo the Religious Right (Right)... Right (Right)... Election Day.

(Repeat refrain and fade):
Woo the Religious Right (Right)... Right (Right)... Election Day.

(Moose pies = Alaskan bull sh*t)

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Sarah's Vile
(Sung to the tune of "Sara Smile" by Daryl Hall & John Oates)

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(instrumental intro)

Without care, she's telling lies.
Drafted by McCain to woo the Right.
Trojan Moose, we see, Palin's skating...
From the sunlight.

Scandals unfold, unseemly.
Haven't got much to run upon, so they lie, coldly.
This rube, for Veep? No, never!

Sarah's... vile!
Corruption piles up, we see...

What is she concealing? We all want to know.
Or Election Day can end in sorrow.
For the presidency, let's show
All you got to do is say, "NO!"

Scandals unfold, unseemly.
Haven't got much to run upon, so they lie, coldly.
This rube, for Veep? No, never!

Sarah's... vile!
Corruption piles up, we see...

(repeat refrain and fade)
McClone-Failin' Want Four More Years of Bush Policies



Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Two Duds


Failin' Is Not An Option... She's McCain's Running Mate

Sunday, August 03, 2008

He's Still The One
Sung to the tune of "Still The One" by Orleans
by Judy Morrow

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McCain’s been here since way back when
But Dems, we never want to see him again
‘Cause you should all know, after all these years,
He’s still the one who’ll play into all our fears

He’s still the one (wacky cranky and mad)
Still the one (he’s flip flopping bad)
George Bush’s third term,
Yep, he’s still the one

On TV, we see him ev’ry day
A cynic, new ideas he pushes away
When it comes to Iraq, never wants us to leave
Tax cuts first were bad, now he firmly believes

He’s still the one (says "economy's strong")
Still the one (who has it all wrong)
George Bush’s third term,
Yep, he’s still the one

(instrumental break)

He’s still the one (says hope is all wrong)
Still the one (yet Obama is strong)
George Bush’s third term,
Yep, he’s still the one

Changing our world, for him is wrong
Though our country‘s thirst for it is strong

He’s still the one (an angry grouch)
Still the one (yes he’s way outta touch)
George Bush’s third term,
Yep, he’s still the one

He’s still the one (whose positions get switched)
Still the one (whose own party has dissed)
George Bush’s third term,
Yep, he’s still the one

He’s still the one (at clouds he does shout)
Still the one (old man, turn about)
George Bush’s third term,
Yep, he’s still the one

Friday, August 01, 2008

Condi and the Hood
How does Dick Cheney get away with lying about torture? You know the drill...

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Vote to IMPEACH BUSH!

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Dummy With Nothing
(Sung to the tune of "Money From Nothing" by Dire Straits)

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(instrumental intro)

We want... we want George Bush impeached...
We want... we want George Bush impeached...

(long drum break - lead guitar intro)

Look at that dodo; that's the way he'll screw it.
Bush plays the dumb czar who goes on TV.
Bush ain't workin' - that's the way he'll screw it.
Dummy with nothing, but his hicks don't see.

No, Bush ain't workin' - that's the way he'll screw it.
Lemme tell you, Bush fans are dumb.
Hurricane Katrina? Didn't lift his finger.
Waits until New Orleans drowns, then he comes.

Supreme Court installed Emperor Dubya.
Bush's mission brought world mis-er-y-y-y.
Gather more proof for the prosecutors.
Impeach this kook on public TV...

Is Bush still braggin' 'bout his warring and his tax cuts?
Bush bombed, without a care.
Is Bush still braggin' 'bout his wars, so blood-stained.
Still on his wagon are his millionaires.

Supreme Court installed Emperor Dubya.
Bush's mission brought world mis-er-y-y-y.
Gather more proof for the prosecutors.
Impeach this kook on public TV...

(instrumental break)

We all got burned by Bush playing Big Czar.
He all got burned by dunce, so dumb.
Crooked, like Papa; Shrub's not too good in front of cameras.
Massive damage he's done.
He supported fat cats; made all right wing choices.
The world press portrays him as a chimpanzee.
Bush ain't workin' - that's the way he'll screw it.
Dummy with nothing, but his hicks don't see.

No, Bush ain't workin' - that's the way he'll screw it.
Bush plays the dumb czar who goes on TV.
Bush ain't workin' - that's the way he'll screw it.
Dummy with nothing, but his hicks don't see.

Dummy with nothing...
Hicks don't see...

(fade)

"... and now, a word from our PEZ - er, pRez..."
Faker Bush, Depart
(Sung to the tune of "Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus)

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(instrumental intro)

Held hostage is the world; new war rumors now swirl.
That's why we can't wait 'til Bush is gone.
More enemies, not friends; just what a fool's he's been.
Iraq is broken by the Bush war zone.

Bush can do more harm, with few more months to go.
To stave off defeat in all his wars.
Poor Condi's in a snit; coverin' up his sh*t.
Bad news is comin' out 'bout oil whores.

Go tell Bush, "Depart!
You faker, Bush - depart!
You just can't think nor understand.
Just go to hell - depart!
You, faker, Bush - depart!"
Congress, wise up; impeach this man!

(instrumental break)

Compared to Bush's Paw, the Shrub's the worst we saw;
An unelected fraud who got his way.
Helped by his brother Jeb, when Dubya's votes had ebbed.
Supreme Court overruled Election Day.

Bush cronies who are sleaze, do anything they please;
With billions that they've stolen, got away.
While Bush just tells more lies, programmed into his mind.
Can't wait to throw him out and make him pay.

Go tell Bush, "Depart!
You faker, Bush - depart!
You just can't think nor understand.
Just go to hell - depart!
You, faker, Bush - depart!"
Congress, wise up; impeach this man!

Go tell Bush, "Depart!
You faker, Bush - depart!
You just can't think nor understand.
Just go to hell - depart!
You, faker, Bush - depart!"
Congress, wise up; impeach this man!

Saturday, July 26, 2008

He's An Ancient Man
(Sung to the tune of "Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers)

Just what this country needs for our next president... NOT! A 72-year old warmonger Bush-clone named John McCain

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(instrumental intro)

Who's the man who'd put us all in danger?
He's Arizona's version, Texas Ranger.
With every move, he aches.
Bad health, the chance he takes.
Odds are we won't live to see tomorrow.

He's an... ancient man.
He's an... ancient man.
Who's worse than the Bush the Dumber?
The mistaken John McCain.

The wars that he embraces shows he's blind
McCain embraces Bush's evil mind.
Not too careful of who he'd slay.
On Iran, it's bombs away.
Odds are we won't live to see tomorrow.

He's an... ancient man.
He's an... ancient man.
Who's worse than the Bush the Dumber?
The mistaken John McCain.

(lead guitar solo)

He's an... ancient man.
He's an... ancient man.
Who's worse than the Bush the Dumber?
The mistaken John McCain.

Clingin' to an ancient era, one way.
Said we're stayin' in Iraq forever, his way.
The world had seen his Baghdad trip.
So unhinged that his mind could flip.
The odds are we won't live to see tomorrow.

He's an... ancient man.
He's an... ancient man.
Who's worse than the Bush the Dumber?
The mistaken John McCain.

He's an ancient man.

Monday, June 30, 2008

Fool Of A King, It's Over
(Sung to the tune of "Fool, If You Think It's Over" by Chris Rea)

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Bush's reign... its end, our gain.
Fool named Shrub; George W.
Bush taking flak; his regime's gone off-track.
The right wing cheers.... Shrub's eight long years.
The stains on his regime; unreal, his right wing dreams.
Our troops dyin' every day...

Fool of a king, it's over.
Bush, get lost! Good bye!
Fool of a king, it's over...
For selling lies!
War through lies, increased torture, pain
He's the worst crook; look at what he's done.
Fool of a king, it's over.
Bush the dunce...

The Bush regime... has a power-grab scheme.
We mock his crown... and what he'll say.
For Bush's pride, so many thousands died.
He ruled through fear, for eight long years.

Fool of a king, it's over.
Bush, get lost! Good bye!
Fool of a king, it's over...
For selling lies!
War through lies, increased torture, pain
He's the worst crook; look at what he's done.
Fool of a king, it's over.
Bush the dunce...

Torture is the worst war crime.
Dubya is Dick Cheney's mime.
Troops are dyin' every day,
Iraq war zone.
Warmonger dunce should go away.
We laugh at you and say:

Fool of a king, it's over.
Bush, get lost! Good bye!
Fool of a king, it's over...
For selling lies!
War through lies, increased torture, pain
He's the worst crook; look at what he's done.
Fool of a king, it's over.
Bush the dunce...
Bush & His Looney Bunch Are Right Wing Nuts
(Sung to the tune of "I've Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts" by Monty Python)

[Sorry, no MIDI music is available]

Conspired with Tony Blair, to make war without care;
Fool and a madman, spouting lies to boost his scare...

Bush and his looney bunch are right wing nuts;
Ruled for eight long years, now they must go!
Big ones, small ones, lies are all we were fed.
World is pissed; let's have him dismissed.
Thousands in Iraq dead.

Yes, Bush and his looney bunch are right wing nuts.
War was waged and cronies were made rich.
Bush taking life, perpetuating strife.
Now the world wants him gone; erase this glitch.

Now the world wants him gone; erase this glitch.
Now the world wants him gone; erase this glitch.
World wants him gone, world wants him gone.
Now the world wants him gone; erase this glitch.

(instrumental)

Bush and his looney bunch are right wing nuts;
Ruled for eight long years, now they must go!
Big ones, small ones, lies are all we were fed.
World is pissed; let's have him dismissed.
Thousands in Iraq dead.

Yes, Bush and his looney bunch are right wing nuts.
War was waged and cronies were made rich.
Bush taking life, perpetuating strife.
Now the world wants him gone; erase this glitch.

Now the world wants him gone; erase this glitch.
Now the world wants him gone; erase this glitch.
World wants him gone, world wants him gone.
Now the world wants him gone; erase this glitch.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Ain't Nothing Like A Real King
(Sung to the tune of "Ain't Nothing Like The Real Thing" by Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell)

(Sorry, no MIDI music is available)

Ain't nothing like a real king, is he?
Ain't nothing like the real king.
Ain't nothing like the real king, is he?
Ain't nothing like the real king

Bush looks for "victory"... braggin' 'bout his war.
He can't see; so dumb is he; to him, war's a game.
Can't criticize him, 'cause a "victor" is not to blame.

Things are no bettter, and it's quite clear
Bush is using... power he's abusing; still spreading fear.
Cheney's voice whispering in his ear.

Ain't nothing like the real king, is he?
Ain't nothing like the real king

Bush plays his game, a fantasy.
He pretends... that he can shape reality.
He's seeking shelter; bubble of comfort, see?

The world's found who's to blame: Bush, his name.
The Putz must really be nuts to think things are better.
Has no brains, justfeathers.

We've got bad memories to look back on.
We need much help; sack Bush's trhone.
We're well aware nothing can take the place of winning fair.

So mad and rotten; Bush King's crazy.
So mad and rotten, Bush King.
Ain't nothing like a real king, is he?
Ain't nothing like a real king.

Bullsh*t And Spin
(Sung to the tune of "Dust In The Wind" by Kansas)

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(instrumental intro)

Bush sold... his... lies...
Fooled us for the moment, and his moment's gone.
His... war... schemes... made him much despised; he's an atrocity.
Bull... sh*t and spin... got his war through bullsh*t and spin.
Bush's throng... cheerleaded for slaughter and for endless greed.
Bush's coup... stumbled all around, ignoring those with need.

Bull... sh*t and spin... Bush the czar is bullsh*t and spin.

(instrumental break)

Still hangs on... Bush wants war forever, owning Earth and sky.
He's slip and pay... and Bush's money won't restore the ones who die.

Bull... sh*t and spin... Bush the czar is bullsh*t and spin.
Bull... sh*t and spin... Bush the czar is bullsh*t and spin.

(instrumental fade)

Neocon Morons
(Sung to the tune of "Honky Tonk Woman" by The Rolling Stones)

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(instrumental intro)

They've got a booze-soaked "war-time" king with hubris...
Who tries to start more wars, while thousands died.
Fanatic neocons that Bush made bolder...
Smash their right-wing schemes; we think they've lost their minds.

They're the ne-e-e-e-o-con morons.
Rummy, Wolfie, Hadley, and neocon crew.

The Twin Towers fell one day in New York City.
We're told to shut up, while Bush moved to fight.
Who said Iraqis would greet us with roses?
The path Bush chose was war, which rules his mind.

They're the ne-e-e-e-e-o-con morons.
Rummy, Wolfie, Hadley, and neocon crew.
They're the ne-e-e-e-e-o-con morons.
Rummy, Wolfie, Hadley, and neocon crew.
They're the ne-e-e-e-e-o-con morons.
Rummy, Wolfie, Hadley, and neocon crew.

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Dubya's Hit A Brand New Snag
(Sung to the tune of "Papa's Got A Brand New Bag" by James Brown)

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He gets blistered... Dubya's in a sling.
Polls have slipped... how that dumb fool feeds hate.
Permanent sag...
Dubya's hit a brand new snag (guitar riff)

So where's Osama? Shrub's war, a crazy scheme.
War does he fancy... but his mind can't hold a theme.
Permanent sag...
Dubya's hit a brand new snag (guitar riff)

Who's doing Shrub's work?
Our troops, who die.
Bush playing "Chief" and "Commander Guy"
He's Shrub the Monkey...
Sir Cash Tornado...
Don't-Know Jack...
Terminator-And-Darth Vader.

No, Dubya... is doin' no work.
Dubya... is doin' no work.
His ignorant bliss... hit and miss...
The Commander Guy... said stay and fight.
This king... and his neocon gang
Will be gone.

Hey, hey!... soon gone...
Hey, hey!... the far right... lost the fight.
Bush gone! Hey! Hey!

Monday, June 09, 2008

Shrub's Dumb As A Rock
(Sung to the tune of "Loves Me Like A Rock" by Paul Simon)

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When he was a little boy (when Shrub was just a boy)
And his Daddy would call his name (when Shrub was just a boy)
He'd say, "Now, W. - do better at your schooling (when Shrub was just a boy)
Was a sadist as a boy (when Shrub was just a boy)
Shrub and looneys of the Right conspire

Bush and his thug team - his thug team
Set up theocracy that thugs dream
Though the Shrub's dumb as a rock.
We mock him as the "blockhead sage" - we loathe him.
We loathe him, loathe him, loathe him, loathe him.

He seized the throne, but has no plan (throne, but had no plan)
Bush the Devil played his war game
His right wing voodoo... voodoo, no one he's fooling.
He's the world's most hated man
Starting wars for "world security"

Bush and his thug team - his thug team
Set up theocracy that thugs dream
Though the Shrub's dumb as a rock.
We mock him as the "blockhead sage" - we loathe him.
We loathe him, loathe him, loathe him, loathe him.

Bush the Dunce as pResident (dunce is president)
Lowest in history is his name (dunce is president)
His right wing voodoo... voodoo, no one's he's fooling
Office of President, he'd steal
Does he look Presidential? No, he's dumb

Bush and his thug team - his thug team
Set up theocracy that thugs dream
Though the Shrub's dumb as a rock.
We mock him as the "blockhead sage" - we loathe him.
We loathe him, loathe him, loathe him, loathe him.

Shrub's dumb as a rock...
Shrub's dumb as a rock...
Shrub's dumb as a rock...
Shrub's dumb as a rock...
Shrub's dumb as a rock, Bush Baby...
Shrub's dumb as a rock...

(repeat final refrain and fade)

Sunday, June 01, 2008

Shrub Is Through
(Sung to the tune of "Waterloo" by ABBA)

Good riddance to the worst president in American history

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(instrumental intro)

Bye, bye!
His reign's soon through, and power, Bush must surrender.
Oh, yeah!
Historians gut his "legacy" in quite a similar way.
In history, crooks deserve hell.
George Bush, let's impeach and expel!

Shrub is through!
His plans defeated for endless war.
Shrub is through!
Promise to loathe you forever more.
Shrub is through!
Bush has laid waste, like a wrecking crew.
Shrub is through!
Finally facing his reign is through.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Shrub is through!
Finally facing his reign is through.

Bye, bye!
World tried to stop attack on weak by stronger.
Oh, yeah!
And now it seems Shrub's only chance is to leave and take flight.
Bush seized so much power to abuse.
To him, rights and the law have no use.

Bush seized so much power to abuse.
To him, rights and the law have no use.

Shrub is through!
His plans defeated for endless war.
Shrub is through!
Promise to loathe you forever more.
Shrub is through!
Bush has laid waste, like a wrecking crew.
Shrub is through!
Finally facing his reign is through.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Shrub is through!
Finally facing his reign is through.

(repeat chorus and fade)



Through
(Sung to the tune of "True" by Spandau Ballet)

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Duh, Duh-Buh-Ya-a...
We know that... Shrub's... is... through.
Duh, Duh-Buh-Ya-a...
We know that Shrub... is...
Through...

Shrub's through... carried by his teams.
Partners in crime, for world domination dreams.
His cronies steal; Bush made it so.
Bush is unsound, and it shows.
Bush is unsound...

Bush brought a pox upon the world.
He wants to attack again.
Bush doesn't make it hard to write the next line.
Bush won't want the truth to be said.

Duh, Duh-Buh-Ya-a...
We know that... Shrub... is... through.
Duh, Duh-Buh-Ya-a...
We know that Shrub... is...
Through...

Power to kill, in his head; but still tied is his tongue.
Unsolved, his messes; Bush just spun.
Listening to Cheney, all along.
Bush still unsound, and it shows.
Bush still unsound...
Power's slipping from his hands...
In eight months time, he'll be gone.
Fakes who'd seize such power; let's fight them next time.
Yes, we want the truth to be known.

Duh, Duh-Buh-Ya-a...
We know that... Shrub... is... through.
Duh, Duh-Buh-Ya-a...
We know that Shrub... is...
Through...

Bush brought a pox upon the world.
He wants to attack again.
Bush doesn't make it hard to write the next line.
Bush want the the truth to be said.

Duh, Duh-Buh-Ya-a...
We know that... Shrub... is... through.
Duh, Duh-Buh-Ya-a...
We know that Shrub is...
Through...

(instrumental break)

The Shrub is through, soon.
The Shrub is through, soon.
We know that... Shrub is... through

(repeat final refrain and fade)

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Our Country Visibly
(Sung to the tune of "My Country 'Tis of Thee")

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Our country visibly
Clamped down on liberty
Since Bush was king.

Pre-emptive war; the prize:
Oil (which Bush still denies)
Piled like a mountain are his lies.
Freedom ain't his thing.

Our country visibly
Became a monarchy,
With Bush, as king.

War on Iraq to kill
Torture and power, his thrill.
Cronies so greedy, grabbed their fill
Bush and his right wing.
It's The Last Chance For Me
(Sung to the tune of "Save The Last Dance For Me" by The Drifters)

As sung by pResident George Dubya Bush, who dreams of accumulating still more imperial power as he waits out his last few months in office

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My last chance... my last chance to try...
To raise my polls high, and save my party's Right.
All the while, problems pile; got no plan
For Aghanistan, or the Iraq fight.

CHORUS:
But, don't forget who rules you at home,
And my way's how it's gonna be
More power!
It's the last chance for me!


Yes, I know... I said "everything's fine,"
Long as power is mine, being Prez is fun.
Bein' King; finish what I start
Before I depart; hope my war is won.

But, don't forget who rules you at home,
And my way's how it's gonna be
More power!
It's the last chance for me!


Don't you know that I don't want to go?
Got Dick Cheney as my crutch.
Spy and torture folks, on my say-so.
I love power so much!

My last chance... to carry on,
Before my term is gone, and it's time to go.
It's my task, to enhance my throne
And my power zone - no one tells me "no"

But, don't forget who rules you at home,
And my way's how it's gonna be
More power!
It's the last chance for me!


More power!
It's the last chance for me!
More power!
It's the last chance for me!
More power!
It's the last chance for me!

(repeat refrain and fade)

Friday, May 16, 2008

Mock, Mock, Mockin' Shrub's Oil War

Monday, May 05, 2008

RNC Victor: His Master's Voice

Friday, April 18, 2008

Leave No Child Behind

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Insultin' The King
(Sung to the tune of "Sultans of Swing" by Dire Straits)

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(instrumental intro)

He's chicken-livered; isn't smart; he's been straining from the start, in prime time.
Polluted rivers and slop; Bush sold everything.
His base all live in Dixie; cheer his war crime.
It's the Far Right who don't fear what hubris brings.

Bush gets free rides; he hasn't been to many places.
Aznar thrown out now in Spain; Bush fears, as polls go down.
Iraq war attrition; opposition he faces.
Both domestic and foreign; he's still unsound.

Polls have gone south...
Polls have gone south, Bush dragged down.

Let's throw out Dumb Czar George, who thinks he's overlord.
Our nation's in schism; he doesn't want to take blame for anything.
Fighting his oils wars are what we can't afford.
When he f*cks up, by "divine right," he'll say "I'm King."

Dick Cheney doesn't mind... to be the Boss behind the scenes.
He's pulled off big crime jobs, without a fight.
He'll deny that he's wrong 'bout just everything.
Iraq's f*cked up - a "cakewalk" - right?!

We're insultin'...
We're insultin' our "king."

Bush's crowd all make noise; they can be found in his corner.
Drunk with power to arrest and torture; they lied 'bout their roles.
They don't give a damn... about any rights left in our land.
Don't care what we want; just their goals.

We're insultin' these zeroes... zeroes!

Remember the time Dick was caught on the microphone?
"Major league asshole" - don't his words still ring.
W's far right; now it's time he went home.
Few more months to go, so let's sing:

We're insultin'...
We're insultin' our "king"!

(instrumental riff and ending)

Friday, April 11, 2008

What (or who) is Dick Cheney looking at? (Look at his sunglasses)

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

What Did Yoo Do?
(Sung to the tune of "How Do You Do?" by Mouth & McNeil)

Satire targeting the infamous "Torture Memos" written in 2001 and 2003 to give President George Dubya Bush illegal "war-time powers" by former Deputy Assistant Attorney General John Yoo, using tortured legal reasoning to sanction torture while violating the U.S. Constitution and the Geneva Conventions.

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(instrumental intro)

Bush said, "What I want to do... is rule, and not say why."
Convinced the world his lies were true; Iraq bombed from the sky.
Bush has just nine more months to go; impeach him 'fore he's through!
Stop torture, his "solution" that was cooked up by his crew.

Chorus:
What did Yoo do? He wrote
That "torture can go on and on."
For W., more torture can go on and on.
In times of war, more torture can go on and on.
Won't say, what for; more torture can go on and on.
Yoo and Bush still shilling war.

What did Yoo do? He wrote
That "torture can go on and on."
For W., more torture can go on and on.
In times of war, more torture can go on and on.
Won't say, what for; more torture can go on and on.
Yoo and Bush still shilling war.

(instrumental break)

Bush said, "What I want to do is rule, and not say why."
Convinced the world his lies were true; Iraq bombed from the sky.
Bush has just nine more months to go; impeach him 'fore he's through!
Stop torture, his "solution" that was cooked up by his crew.

What did Yoo do? He wrote
That "torture can go on and on."
For W., more torture can go on and on.
In times of war, more torture can go on and on.
Won't say, what for; more torture can go on and on.
Yoo and Bush still shilling war.

What did Yoo do? He wrote
That "torture can go on and on."
For W., more torture can go on and on.
In times of war, more torture can go on and on.
Won't say, what for; more torture can go on and on.
Yoo and Bush still shilling war.

(repeat chorus and fade)

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Same Sh*t, Different A**hole
Warmonger, Begone!

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

The Angry John McCain Song



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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

What's the BERT, er... dirt on Ralph Nader?
McCain & The Lobbyist