Friday, December 10, 2010

O Little Brain of Rush Limbaugh
(Sung to the tune of "O Little Town of Bethlehem")

(Click HERE for MIDI music)

O little brain of Rush Limbaugh
How sneakily can he lie?
His thoughts aren't deep
So we must sweep his sophistry from on high

Each day, he will encourage
The mean and nasty Right
All of his peers are bored to tears
Because he's so uptight

For Rush has sworn to carry
The banner for what he loves
Each morning brings the same old things
He bashes the liberal doves

He's boring as the weather
His fame gave him his girth
We'll taunt and sing
Of Rush the King
Of Trash, that's all he's worth

Monday, November 15, 2010

Charge of the Blight Brigade
Bush Admits He Allowed Torture As President
Elephant in the room: Michelle Bachmann
Cheney, Oil Vampire
A Thousand Points Of Blight
The Worst President EVER

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

After 12 Years, is it time to Boot Newt again?

Newt Gingrich: The Indispensable Republican
By John H. Richardson

In the twelve years since he resigned in defeat and disgrace, he has been carefully plotting his return to power. As 2012 approaches, he has raised as much money as all of his potential rivals combined and sits atop the polls for the Republican presidential nomination. But just who is Newton Leroy Gingrich, really? An epic and bizarre story of American power in an unsettled age.

Tuesday, August 03, 2010

Ex-CEO Tony Hayward to star in re-make of movie?
Now Being Served In The Gulf of Mexico
Gov. Jan Brewer (R-AZ) Ain't No Lady Liberty
Palin Best-S(m)eller

Thursday, June 03, 2010

Animals of the BP Gulf oil well disaster
Fears that the loop current will spread the BP oil plume are well-founded
After its Gulf of Mexico oil well disaster, BP gets a new name (Big Polluter) and bullseye logo

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Hey, Rush, here is what a feminazi looks like
Newt Gingrich resigned from Congress in disgrace in 1998, but the pig can't stay away from politics or shooting off his big mouth

Monday, May 10, 2010

Let Rush Limbaugh eat the BP oil slick!
Tea Party jerks the Grand Old Party

Monday, April 26, 2010

Squeeze Wall Street by the (right wing) nuts
So says Mooselini, aka Il Doofus

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

John McCain's Straitjacket Express

"Sarah Palin blew my only chance to be President! Arrgghh!!!"

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Kentucky Fried Chickenhawks

(Rush Limbaugh gets his own bucket)

Wednesday, April 07, 2010

Dick In The Box: The Impossible Ream?
Reality show for teabaggers

Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Foaming At The Mouth
The GOP Elephant Man (Pariah)

Endless War & Mindless Tax Cuts Are GOP Specialties
Tropical Pig Roast: Rush Moves to Costa Rica

Saturday, April 03, 2010

New Republican Party Logo!

(Republicans think pole-dancing is a sport)

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Earliest Tea Party protest
And the "Moral Majority" was neither of the two
Blight from the Right, babble from the rabble
Faux News: We Distort, We Deride
First patient for Obamacare

Friday, March 26, 2010

Tea Party's true flavor

GOP toes the line, hits third rail
GOP Whine: Drink Deeply
by Gene Lyons
GOP gets shot with elephant gun

Thursday, March 25, 2010

The Ballad Of Rush Limbaugh, by Nona Hendryx
Sore Loser Republicans fight health care reform to the bitter end

Monday, March 22, 2010

Tea Baggers Lose Health Care Reform Battle
Now that health care reform has passed in Congress, when is Rush Limbaugh going to leave the country, as he had promised?
If Eve was Adam's rib, then Ann Coulter is (has an) Adam's apple
Know-Nothingism is alive and well in Texas, running the school board