Thursday, June 30, 2005

Nature abhors a vacuum(head)

Monday, June 27, 2005

Iraq Was Attacked
(Sung to "Little Grass Shack" by Don Ho)

Satire about the now-infamous Downing Street Memo from Britain, transcribed from a secret British prime minister meeting in July 2002, proving to the world that Bush had been intent on making war on Iraq, while he and Tony Blair cooked intelligence reports and spread fear-mongering lies to justify their illegal war.

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(instrumental intro)

Iraq was attacked by the Shrub and his pack
Through cooked intelligence and lying.
We know the neocons had lied,
'Cause the Downing Street memos said so.
World jeers at Bush the Czar's braying;
Heard him screech, "Let's go bomb now!"
Warmongers cheered his carnage and slaying,
Now neocons are roasted by reports they disavow.

War going wrong; polls have slipped;
Bush is failing, for war boner.
A land laid waste - Iraq "democracy"... (Bomb shelling sprees)
Bush justified his lyin' for his oil-grabbing ploy.
Iraq was attacked, 9-1-1 his decoy.

Iraq was attacked by the Shrub and his pack
Through cooked intelligence and lying...
Using voodoo from his cuckoos; they're the neocons,
Still spinning lies.

(instrumental break)

Iraq was attacked by the Shrub and his pack
Through cooked intelligence and lying.
We know the neocons had lied,
'Cause the Downing Street memos said so.
World jeers at Bush the Czar's braying;
Heard him screech, "Let's go bomb now!"
Warmongers cheered his carnage and slaying,
Now neocons are roasted by reports they disavow.

War going wrong; polls have slipped;
Bush is failing, for war boner.
Iraq had no nuke "terra" we could see... (Bomb shelling sprees)
Bush justified his lyin' for his oil-grabbing ploy.
Iraq was attacked, 9-1-1 his decoy.

Iraq was attacked by the Shrub and his pack
Through cooked intelligence and lying...
Using voodoo from his cuckoos; they're the neocons,
Still spinning lies.
Using voodoo from his cuckoos; they're the neocons,
Still spinning lies.

Wednesday, June 22, 2005


Bush's Smoking Gun
(Sung to the tune of "Smoking Gun" by Robert Cray)

Satire about the now-infamous Downing Street Memo from Britain, transcribed from a secret British prime minister meeting in July 2002, proving to the world that Bush had been intent on making war on Iraq, while he and Tony Blair cooked intelligence reports and spread fear-mongering lies to justify their illegal war.

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Neocons secretly signaled Saddam's fall (not on his own).
This right wing throng went oil stealing, with Bush sitting on the throne.
And so they passed over decisions; Bush Baby knew what they had done, yeah.
Now they're so afraid it will be found true; Downing Street Memo's a smoking gun.

Baby Bush can't pretend it; thousands were killed for what he'd done.
More blatant lies that he's selling, for bogus threats that will not come.
Bush's crew went hell for leather, made it so, for war; they're sleazy scum.
War crimes shown, by Blair and W; Downing Street Memo's a smoking gun.

(instrumental bridge)

His standing's now diminished; last November, Bush has just "won."
He can hear neocons whining; their lies remind us of Dim Son.
Despite the secrecy that's running; scandals are beating just like a drum.
Polls have knocked him down; he's takin' hits; Downing Street Memo's a smoking gun.

Downing Street Memo's a smoking gun.
(No mistakin' it)
Yes, that memo's a smoking gun.
(No mistakin' it)
That memo's a smoking gun.
(Knocked him down; takin' hits)

(fade)

Monday, June 20, 2005

What the Joking Punk says about the Smoking Gun...
Cracks In The Bush Mask... or the Portrait of Historian Nay
Prison Cells
(Sung to the tune of "Pearly Shells" by Hank Snow)

Satire about Amnesty International's recent human rights report blasting the Bush Administration for setting up a world-wide network of secret prisons, characterized as "America's Gulag."

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(instrumental intro)

Prison cells... 'cross the ocean.
Hidden from the sun... unseen foreign shore.
You won't see them...
That's the wish of W.
"Terr-ists" all, rendered to prison cells.

Seized from Afghanistan, Iraq;
The breach of law is surely true.
So long as war... ain't over...
For the Czar, more torture's what he'll do.

Prison cells... 'cross the ocean.
Hidden from the sun... unseen foreign shore.
You won't see them...
That's the wish of W.
"Terr-ists" all, rendered to prison cells.

(instrumental break)

Seized from Afghanistan, Iraq;
The breach of law is surely true.
So long as war... ain't over...
For the Czar, more torture's what he'll do.

Prison cells... 'cross the ocean.
Hidden from the sun... unseen foreign shore.
You won't see them...
That's the wish of W.
"Terr-ists" all, rendered to prison cells.

Friday, June 17, 2005


Memo From Downing
(Sung to the tune of "After The Loving" by Englebert Humperdinck)

Satire about the now-infamous Downing Street Memo from Britain, transcribed from a secret British prime minister meeting in July 2002, proving to the world that Bush had been intent on making war on Iraq, while he and Tony Blair cooked intelligence reports and spread fear-mongering lies to justify their illegal war.

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(instrumental intro)

News is stinging the creep - memo from Downing,
Proved Bush wrong; war promoted his way.
Hanging rope that Bush fears,
Secret words that the British had to say.

It's not hard to explain... everything Bush was dealing:
On its face, his war dream based on lies.
Yes, the Shrub tried too much,
To just pound his own choice; bullied his spies.

Planted fakes, TV;
Neocons' way, ripping Saddam.
They thank G.W.B.,
Still the Dumb One.

News is stinging the creeps - memo from Downing:
Big blowback on Blair for his lies;
And on Shrub; their disgrace is so real,
They're disowned by their own spies.

World knows that this song isn't saying... anything new.
But the memo from Downing... may kill the Shrub and crew.

(instrumental break)

News is stinging the creeps - memo from Downing,
Big blowback on Blair for his lies,
And on Shrub; their disgrace is so real,
They're disowned by their own spies.

World knows that this song isn't saying... anything new.
But the memo from Downing... may kill the Shrub and crew.
Some Now Chant Impeachment
(Sung to the tune of "Some Enchanted Evening" from the Rodgers & Hammerstein musical, "South Pacific")

Despite a general U.S. media blackout, the now-infamous Downing Street Memo has outraged the world as "smoking gun" proof that the Bush Administration was hell-bent on war as early as 2002, and had deliberately lied to Congress and the American people while fabricating bogus "evidence" to support their illegal war on Iraq. Democrats in Congress are now calling for a formal investigation of Bush, which could lead to his impeachment for high crimes.

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Some now chant "impeachment!"
Bush had hyped the danger.
Bush had hyped the danger,
"Saddam's destructive doom."

From Britain, we know
Bush wanted war when
His reasons were bogus,
So fraud was his plan.

Some now chant "impeachment!"
White House isn't laughing.
White House isn't laughing.
Downing Street Memo gloom.

Our troops died in fights
For neocons' schemes.
Iraq War disaster;
Insane are their dreams.

Bush won't explain it.
Bush won't tell you why.
Made up war reasons;
Won't admit his lie.

Some now chant "impeachment!"
There's no evidence of...
There's no evidence of...
"Saddam's destructive doom."

The White House still hides
Why Bush went alone.
Snuffed thousands of lives
For Iraq oil to own.

War crimes compounded;
Bush had made it so.
War crimes compounded;
Bush... had... made... it... so...

(instrumental ending)

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Downing Street
(Sung to the tune of "Baker Street" by Gerry Rafferty)

Satire about the now-infamous Downing Street Memo from Britain, transcribed from a secret British prime minister meeting in July 2002, proving to the world that Bush had been intent on making war on Iraq, while he and Tony Blair cooked intelligence reports and spread fear-mongering lies to justify their illegal war.

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(instrumental intro)

Won't go away, it's called Downing Street.
Iraq war dead laid at Bush's feet.
Just what did that memo say?
Bush was gonna have his way,
And he'd lied about everything.

Iraqi desert had contained black gold;
Oil cronies... were Bush's people, so war was pre-sold.
But it's taken us so long,
To find out Bush was wrong,
And he'd lied about everything.

The neocons thought war was so easy.
The world now thinks that Bush is so sleazy.
They're still lyin',
Still lyin' now.

After two years, Bush is still war-happy.
Still stokin' fear to keep you war-happy.
But Shrub's cryin'.
Shrub's cryin' now...

(instrumental break)

From Downing Street, words about what took place,
To justify war has caused these crooks much disgrace.
In Iraq, Bush cannot win,
And can't rely on spin,
And there's talk, "Let's impeach this king."

Neocons dream about rulin' more land,
Not going to... give up nor lose their extremist stands.
They hope things settle down, or their Shrub will lose his crown,
And regret if they lose their king.

But you know they'll always keep provin':
Though Bush ain't clever, spin keeps him movin'
Keeps his stolen,
Keeps his stolen throne.

More people wake up, parents in mournin'
Dim Son is whinin' 'bout dead troop mournin'
Flak growin'...
Flak growin' at home...

(long instrumental break and fade)

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Pissed Off The Whole World, Bush's Band
(Sung to the tune of "He's Got The Whole World In His Hand")

Satire about Amnesty International's recent human rights report blasting the Bush Administration for setting up a world-wide network of secret prisons, characterized as "America's Gulag."

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Pissed off the whole world, Bush's band.
Pissed off the whole wide world, Bush's band.
Pissed off the whole world, Bush's band.
Pissed off the whole world, Bush's band.

Gulag of torture discovered, Bush's band.
Gulag of torture discovered, Bush's band.
Gulag of torture discovered, Bush's band.
Pissed off the whole world, Bush's band.

Gitmo and Abu Ghraib prison, Bush's band.
Gitmo and Abu Ghraib prison, Bush's band.
Gitmo and Abu Ghraib prison, Bush's band.
Pissed off the whole world, Bush's band.

Outsourcing torture (rendition), Bush's band.
Outsourcing torture (rendition), Bush's band.
Outsourcing torture (rendition), Bush's band.
Pissed off the whole world, Bush's band.

Ignored Geneva Convention, Bush's band.
Ignored Geneva Convention, Bush's band.
Ignored Geneva Convention, Bush's band.
Pissed off the whole world, Bush's band.

Denying liars, truth-twisters, Bush's band.
Denying liars, truth-twisters, Bush's band.
Denying liars, truth-twisters, Bush's band.
Pissed off the whole world, Bush's band.

War criminals are Bush Baby, and his band.
War criminals are Bush Baby, and his band.
War criminals are Bush Baby, and his band.
Pissed off the whole world, Bush's band.

Pissed off the whole world, Bush's band.
Pissed off the whole wide world, Bush's band.
Pissed off the whole world, Bush's band.
Pissed off the whole world, Bush's band.
War Plan - Neocons' Sorrow
(Sung to the tune of "Man of Constant Sorrow" by The Soggy Bottom Boys,
from the movie "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou")

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(Neocons' sorrow... through war craze.)

Their... failed war plan; neocons' sorrow...
Won't see trouble; just their way.
They... have done well, 'cause they were lucky.
Their Shrub can lie through scorn and phrase.
(Their Shrub can lie through scorn and phrase.)

For... five long years, they have caused trouble.
Oil treasures here... on earth they'd found.
Ruling the world, neocons gambled,
For their own ends; they've failed now.
(For their own ends; they've failed now.)

Shrub... n'er-do-well, is a war lover.
So don't expect... to see peace again.
'Cause Shrub's bound to ride... neocons' failed road.
While our troops die for his rich friends.
(While our troops die for his rich friends.)

Bush theocracy... helps him to rally
By spreading fear... to get his way.
Through bombs, they'll burn... and kill all others
Neocon creeps, through Bush, hold sway.
(Neocon creeps, through Bush, hold sway.)

Our nation's friends... think we're a danger;
Treaties Bush severed... torture, and gore.
Lies from Day One, excuses given...
What neocons... had sold for war.
(What neocons... had sold for war.)
New World Order
(Sung to the tune of "The Border" by America)

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(instrumental intro)

War at all cost; bombing far away lands,
To steal the oil beneath Iraqi sands.
Bush cronies greedy; Shrub was their answer;
The Bush Cabal wants the world to command...

Bush loves the rich; says, "Do things my way!"
His looney Far Right think they alone
Control what's happened; neocon dreaming.
Truth doesn't matter, and through Shrub, neocons crow:

"Through Bush, we'll make a new world order...
Through Bush, we'll make more war and boast.
Through Bush, we'll make a new world order...
We will take through arms, this world; U.N. is toast!

W... W... W... W...
Our new world order..."

(instrumental bridge)

Bush neocons; these creeps are running
This new world order just for the Right.
Shrub will deliver, or he'll just fake it.
More troops he'll bleed; use more arms to fight...

(Neocons:)
"Through Bush, we'll make a new world order...
Through Bush, we'll make more war and boast.
Through Bush, we'll make a new world order...
We will take through arms, this world; U.N. is toast!

W... W... W... W...
Our new world order..."

"Through Bush, we'll make a new world order...
Through Bush, we'll make more war and boast.
Through Bush, we'll make a new world order...
We will take through arms, this world; U.N. is toast!

W... W... W... W...
Our new world order..."

(repeat refrain and fade)

Monday, June 06, 2005

Their thumbs are brown...

Thursday, June 02, 2005

A Disaster Is His Reign
(Sung to the tune of "Laughter In The Rain" by Neil Sedaka)

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(instrumental intro)

He's been dead wrong; countries loathe the Bush Baby.
Throughout his reign, he has screwed the poor.
No doubt, this dumb fella still boasts, with thin skin.
He'll still deliver dumb campaign lines.
Neocon "norms," as our land declines...

Boo!!! A disaster is his reign!
Talk in other lands says they hate the Shrub.
Boo!!! To the Shrub; keeps using ways
Of attacking us, where fear resides.

Focused on style, fascist theocracy;
Those who demur are dismissed, you see.
Fixed a repeat of his reign; 'til he leaves,
We're faced with sleaze; no one is surprised.
Swearing at Shrub is the world, despised.

Boo!!! A disaster is his reign!
Talk in other lands says they hate the Shrub.
Boo!!! To the Shrub; keeps using ways
Of attacking us, where fear resides.

(instrumental break)

Neocon "norms," as our land declines...

Boo!!! A disaster is his reign!
Talk in other lands says they hate the Shrub.
Boo!!! To the Shrub; keeps using ways
Of attacking us, where fear resides.

Boo!!! A disaster is his reign!
Talk in other lands says they hate the Shrub.
Boo!!! To the Shrub; keeps using ways
Of attacking us, where fear resides.

(repeat chorus and fade)