Thursday, July 29, 2004

Baby Bush Has Polarized
(Sung to the tune of "Baby, What A Big Surprise" by Chicago)

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Iraq War now on the rise.
Bush claimed he'd won; was only fakin' it.
A quagmire, there's no mistakin' it.

Baby Bush has polarized.
For his war, he is despised...

Yesterday, he screamed that he...
Was right, and dissent shouldn't waste his time.
Proved wrong; he'll say he will not change his mind.

Baby Bush has polarized.
For his war, he is despised... (Wants oil from Iraq...)

Baby Bush had chosen to stand alone
For his Iraq War for oil (mistake).
He just aims to slay.
Bombing without warning, innocents were torn;
Shrub just dreams about High Noon.
Don't ask why; obey... Bush's way.

Iraq War now on the rise.
Bush claimed he'd won; was only fakin' it.
A quagmire, there's no mistakin' it.

Baby Bush has polarized.
For his war, he is despised... (Wants oil from Iraq...)

Baby Bush has polarized.
For his war, he is despised... (Wants oil from Iraq...)

(repeat chorus and fade)

Wednesday, July 28, 2004

Bush insists that we follow him without question - "Drink his Kool-Aid" alludes to the 1978 mass suicide in Jonestown, Guyana, where hundreds of people followed another religious fanatic, Peoples Temple cult leader Jim Jones, and drank poisoned Kool-Aid without question

All F*cked Up
(Sung to the tune of "All Shook Up" by Elvis Presley)

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World blasts his role; made war wrongfully.
They're bitchin' at this man for his zealotry.
Wants you to drink his Kool-Aid from his cup.
Throw out Shrub!
He's all f*cked up.
When he's gone, cheer... hey, hey!

War plans are shaky, 'cause this leader's weak.
Shrub can't seem to stand on his own two feet.
Press should be thanked; they prop up this pup.
Throw out Shrub!
He's all f*cked up.
When he's gone, cheer... hey, hey!

Please don't ask Bush what's on his mind.
He's always mixed up, and he's reeling, blind.
Now in fear, the world, as it holds its breath,
As Bush now shows no care, dealing death.

The Shrub's war plans: more killing, his plot.
He's stripped our rights to sustain what he got.
To his dismay, soon his term is up.
Throw out Shrub!
He's all f*cked up.
When he's gone, cheer... hey, hey!

His tongue gets tied when he tries to speak.
This free-ride fake is long past his peak.
Go vote and let's cure our country of this bind
And we'll free the world from this Shrub's dull mind.

The Shrub's war plans: more killing, his plot.
He's stripped our rights to sustain what he got.
To his dismay, soon his term is up.
Throw out Shrub!
He's all f*cked up.
When he's gone, cheer... hey, hey!

When he's gone, cheer... hey, hey!
He's all f*cked up.

Get thee to a theater and see Michael Moore's #1 hit documentary film, "Fahrenheit 9-11"!

Moore Burns Pretender
(Sung to the tune of "Return To Sender" by Elvis Presley)

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Bush was upset that Moore exposed plans;
Bush said, "Attack Iraq!"
Pre-9/11 warnings: ignored while Bush sat back.
Bush has been outed!

Moore burns pretender.
Shrub's mess now known.
Watch this summer.
Make Bush moan.
Bush spends and borrows.
His war goes splat.
Won't say he's sorry
That he lied just to bomb Iraq.

His polls have dropped and all the world mocks
His pro-war zealotry.
Used terror alert warnings
To claim attacks there'll be.
Bush has been outed!

Moore burns pretender.
Shrub's mess now known.
Watch this summer.
Make Bush moan.
Bush spends and borrows.
His war goes splat.
Won't say he's sorry
That he lied just to bomb Iraq.

Shrub's crimes exposed; go see it yourself.
Film shown throughout in this land.
The right wing's attacks don't make much headway;
See Bush's crooked band.
Now go and watch it...

Moore burns pretender.
Shrub's mess now known.
Watch this summer.
Make Bush moan.
Bush spends and borrows.
His war goes splat.
Won't say he's sorry
That he lied just to bomb Iraq.

(repeat chorus and fade)

Tuesday, July 27, 2004

The desperate Bush Administration is now looking for legal excuses to cancel the November 2004 elections in the event of a terrorist attack or "incident"
Our Vote, Shrub's Trying Now To Cancel
(Sung to the tune of "Crying In The Chapel" by Elvis Presley)

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Our vote, Shrub's trying now to cancel.
Bush fears and dreads bein' unemployed.
To lose, demeaning; much resentment.
Boot this crappy overlord.

Plan's insane - our votes he'd cancel,
So his rich people still can play.
We can't afford the Shrub much longer;
His debt mountain we'll all pay.

Bush searched and he searched, but he couldn't find;
WMD's were just in his mind.

He'd be happy to just cancel
The people's votes to help his horde.
Yes, our votes he'd like to cancel
To stay king while scandals soared.

(instrumental break)

Bush searched and he searched, but he couldn't find;
WMD's were just in his mind.

Polls in trouble; votes he'd cancel.
His crown runs on sleaze to stay.
Halliburton's grip gets tighter;
Cronies surely find their pay.

Monday, July 26, 2004

John Kerry vs. Dubya Bush sing a hilarious duet parody of "This Land Is Your Land"! Click on the picture to visit JibJab.com


Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Shrub's Failed Today
(Sung to the tune of "Come Sail Away" by Styx)

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Shrub's... failing... today.
His disastrous course; our emergency.
We're not quite so free...
Free to speak our minds 'gainst his monarchy.

For war, he's enraptured; mind overboard.
Bush just spends and borrows; rules by the sword.
Bush will lie, for war, he'll lie...
He's carrion.

Bush crooks and their greed...
Election via slaves with short memory.
They're happy; Shrub's mad.
Yes, Bush rewards rich friends as he creams Baghdad.

Bush would rule Iraq forever, and none may oppose.
His cronies won't miss out... on their pot of gold.
Bush will lie... bust is his plan...
He's carrion.

(instrumental riff)

The blathering of neocons appears now all but dead.
They'll hang themselves, so long, their rope;
And this is what they dread...
They dread: Shrub's failed today, Shrub's failed today.
Shrub's failed today, they see.
Shrub's failed today, Shrub's failed today.
Shrub's failed today, they see.

They thought they were Shrub's angels, neocons now despised.
Shrub strutted on his warship; war's headed for demise;
Clinging...

Shrub's failed today, Shrub's failed today.
Shrub's failed today, they see.
Shrub's failed today, Shrub's failed today.
Shrub's failed today, they see.

(repeat refrain and fade)

Monday, July 12, 2004

The Veep And The Shrub
(Sung to the tune of "How Deep Is Your Love" by The Bee Gees)

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We so despise Dick and the Dim Son.
They're out of touch, and we do scorn their reign.
From the moment of their installed infamy,
They felt the need to build arms again.
Bush's monarchy has been filled with sleaze.
Scandals swarming the Shrub, and they just won't leave.
Voters see they need to go...

The Veep and the Shrub
(The Veep and Shrub, the Veep and the Shrub)
Right wing extreme will burn.
We're not giving in to right wing fools... shaking us down.
Soon this fall, expel G.B.,
And along with him, Cheney.

Let's relieve this fool, who sold for war, his own very soul.
Bush, a lightweight and a creep with darkest power;
His behavior does appall.
He's told what to think, and prepared to screw
For his cronies inside, for their right wing coup.
Voters see they need to go...

The Veep and the Shrub
(The Veep and Shrub, the Veep and the Shrub),
Right wing extreme will burn.
We're not giving in to right wing fools... shaking us down.
Soon this fall, expel G.B.,
And along with him, Cheney.

Let's relieve this fool, who sold for war, his own very soul.
Bush, a lightweight and a creep with darkest power;
His behavior does appall.
He's told what to think, and prepared to screw
For his cronies inside, for their right wing coup.
Voters see they need to go...

The Veep and the Shrub
(The Veep and Shrub, the Veep and the Shrub),
Right wing extreme will burn.
We're not giving in to right wing fools... shaking us down.
Soon this fall, expel G.B.,
And along with him, Cheney.

(repeat chorus and fade)
Last We'll See Of Shrub
(Sung to the tune of "Sea of Love" by The Honeydrippers)

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Soon this November, then, they'll sweat.
Election Day: we're through with Cheney's pet.
Voters, let's tell them... we so loathe W.

Dump Cheney... and the Shrub.
Last we'll see, we'll see of Shrub.
Voters, let's tell them... we so loathe W.

Dump Cheney... and G.B...
Go (go, go and go vote)

Soon this November, then, they'll sweat.
Election Day: we're through with Cheney's pet.
Voters, let's tell them... we so loathe W.

(instrumental break)

Dump Cheney... and G.B...
Go (go, go and go vote)

Dump Cheney, and the Shrub.
Last we'll see, we'll see of Shrub.
Voters, let's tell them... we so loathe W.

(repeat instrumental break and final verses)

Wednesday, July 07, 2004

The temperature at which Dubya's blood boils?


Get thee to a theater and see Michael Moore's # 1 hit documentary film, "Fahrenheit 911"!

It's Not A Movie Kind To Shrub
(Sung to the tune of "A Groovy Kind Of Love" by Phil Collins

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Moviegoers view... Bush and all his crew,
Portrayed as crooks who screw; rob from me and you.
Clueless as can be - Shrub can feel he'll get beat.
Cheney's labored breathing; cuss you'll hear.
Movie you should see: "Fahrenheit" marquee,
Not a movie kind to Shrub.

Bush's crimes should haunt you.
Vote him out; you'll want to.
Bush the king will want to waste your time this fall.
Hear from Dubya's lips: mangled words delivered.
"War hawks" chicken-livered, on Shrub's side.
Movie you should see: "Fahrenheit" marquee,
Not a movie kind to Shrub.

(instrumental break)

Moviegoers view... Bush and all his crew,
Portrayed as crooks who screw; rob from me and you.
Causing Bush alarm; image now in tatters,
As his world shatters, in depair.
Movie you should see: "Fahrenheit" marquee,
Not a movie kind to Shrub.
It's not a movie kind to Shrub...
It's not a movie kind to Shrub...
It's not a movie kind to Shrub...
It's not a movie kind to Shrub...
New parody coming soon: Like A Rock (Only Dumber)




Sunday, July 04, 2004