Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Alice In Blunderland
Rogue Vogue

Monday, November 09, 2009

How All Revolutions End: The Conservative Edition
The Legacy Of Failure-In-Chief George W. Bush

Friday, November 06, 2009

Carrie Prejean, Pinhead Pinup, drops her lawsuit against Miss Universe Pageant when her own sex tape is exposed
So what's the (w)rap about Sarah Palin?
B-b-but the pundits declared that health care reform was dead...
The GOP Shrinks Into Oblivion
Palin Blows It

Friday, October 23, 2009

Orrin Hatch
The Ego Has Landed

Thursday, October 01, 2009

Blazing Saddles 2009
Rush Limbaugh vs. Glenn Beck: Fathead Sumo Smackdown!
Michelle Bachmann (R-MN) as Heiress (Airhead) Patty Hearst (Worst)

Friday, September 25, 2009

Whack A Wingnut!

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Gang Up On The Gang Of Six

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

New Species of Giant Rat


http://www.internetweekly.org/2009/09/cartoon_giant_rat_found_beckus_dickheadus.html

Papua New Guinea (IWR Satire) - A new species of giant rat, one of the largest and ugliest ever found, has been discovered deep in the jungle of Papua New Guinea.
The rat, which has no fear of white humans, measures 6 feet long, placing it among the largest species of rat known anywhere in the world.

The creature (Beckus Dickheadus) was discovered by an expedition team filming the BBC program - "Lost Land of the Volcano Nazis".

Like the other exotic racist species, the rat is believed to live within the Mount Bosavi crater, and nowhere else except perhaps on Fox News.

"Beckus Dickheadus is one of the world's largest rats. It is a true rat, the same kind you find in the city sewers," says Dr Alto Sax, a mammalogist based at the Smithsonian National Museum of Natural History who accompanied the BBC expedition team.

Friday, September 04, 2009

Dick Cheney and his "undisclosed location"
The Republicans have no shame, but the Democrats have no spine.

Monday, August 31, 2009

The Face Of The GOP Base

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Glenn Beck, Lord Of Loud (and Dumb)

Monday, August 24, 2009

Rush-Republican-St. Looney
As everyone knows, tea bags have strings attached...

Monday, August 10, 2009

The nuts don't fall far from the tree
No, this is not a Capital One Visa card commercial

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Birthers = Flat Earthers
Cop Stopped By Gates
Sarah Palin Is Running (From What? To Where?)
The Dick In The Box

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Go, Sarah, Go (Home)
Three Jeers For The Conjoined Twins Of Torture
Good riddance! Bush bombed as President
At long last, Senator Al Franken (D-MN)
Republican Folly At The Sotomayor Confirmation Hearings


Monday, July 20, 2009

JOHN YOO PUNKED IN HIS OWN LAW CLASS BY COMEDY GROUP
http://www.commondreams.org/further/2009/07/18-0


In this video, a satirical comedy group from Australia called the Chasers, confronts torture lawyer John Yoo during one of his recent classes at Berkeley. With a black hood over his head, the unidentified man stands on his chair, outstreches his arms and asks the professor, “How long can I be required to stand here ’til it counts as torture?”

Rather than respond, Yoo simply apologizes for having to end class. As he grabs his stuff and prepares to leave, the Chaser says, “If this is awkward for you, it’s very uncomfortable for me. I can tell you.”

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Palin, begone!
Republicans Only Support The Single-PRAYER Health Care Plan

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Hey, Dick! What's UP? Yours!
Sour grapes make great whine

Friday, May 29, 2009

"... the Cheney Bunch... the Cheney Bunch... they're the crazies we call the Cheney Bunch"

Friday, May 15, 2009

Rush Limbaugh sings "I'm A Nazi"
Click on the squirming Nazi pig below:

Thursday, May 14, 2009

I Want YOO Out Of The Legal Profession



Originally posted April 9, 2008

What Did Yoo Do?
(Sung to the tune of "How Do You Do?" by Mouth & McNeil)

Satire targeting the infamous "Torture Memos" written in 2001 and 2003 to give President George Dubya Bush illegal "war-time powers" by former Deputy Assistant Attorney General John Yoo, using tortured legal reasoning to sanction torture while violating the U.S. Constitution and the Geneva Conventions.

[Sorry, no MIDI music is available]


(instrumental intro)

Bush said, "What I want to do... is rule, and not say why."
Convinced the world his lies were true; Iraq bombed from the sky.
Bush has just nine more months to go; impeach him 'fore he's through!
Stop torture, his "solution" that was cooked up by his crew.

Chorus:
What did Yoo do? He wrote
That "torture can go on and on."
For W., more torture can go on and on.
In times of war, more torture can go on and on.
Won't say, what for; more torture can go on and on.
Yoo and Bush still shilling war.

What did Yoo do? He wrote
That "torture can go on and on."
For W., more torture can go on and on.
In times of war, more torture can go on and on.
Won't say, what for; more torture can go on and on.
Yoo and Bush still shilling war.

(instrumental break)

Bush said, "What I want to do is rule, and not say why."
Convinced the world his lies were true; Iraq bombed from the sky.
Bush has just nine more months to go; impeach him 'fore he's through!
Stop torture, his "solution" that was cooked up by his crew.

What did Yoo do? He wrote
That "torture can go on and on."
For W., more torture can go on and on.
In times of war, more torture can go on and on.
Won't say, what for; more torture can go on and on.
Yoo and Bush still shilling war.

What did Yoo do? He wrote
That "torture can go on and on."
For W., more torture can go on and on.
In times of war, more torture can go on and on.
Won't say, what for; more torture can go on and on.
Yoo and Bush still shilling war.

(repeat chorus and fade)

Monday, May 11, 2009

Leaderless... Rudderless... On A Sinking, Stinking Ship
Some things should never be cloned



Original written on August 18, 2001

Click HERE for MIDI music:

They'll Never Clone A Duh-Buh-You
(Sung to the tune of "I'll Never Find Another You" by The Seekers)

(instrumental intro)

Shrub is going nowhere.
He cannot understand.
That he'll be gone one day,
Then he won't rule this land.
Cloning people's quite an idea.
Just watch out what they do.
Let's make sure they'll never clone a Duh-Buh-You.

Shrub's the Always Dumb One.
Just hear the things he'll say.
Do not heed this Dumb One.
Boot him Election Day.
He could screw the whole world over,
Before his reign is through.
Let's make sure they'll never clone a Duh-Buh-You.

Took a long, long, journey
To Crawford, to hide.
Shrub can't walk through the storm...
Without his guide (Dick's his guide).

Bush's family fortune
Can't measure Shrub at all.
He could lose power tomorrow,
And watch his regime fall.
"In '04, I'll lose," the Shrub fears,
"I don't know what to do."
Let's make sure they'll never clone a Duh-Buh-You.

A Duh-Buh-You... A Duh-Buh-You.
Cheney and Bush react to news of war crimes investigations