We Will Pay Dearly If McCain's Enthroned
(Sung to the tune of "I Can See Clearly Now" by Johnny Nash)

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(instrumental intro)

We will pay dearly if McCain's enthroned.
He'd remove all obstacles in his way.
Palin will draw the crowds who will vote blind.
Woo the Religious Right (Right)... Right (Right)... Election Day.
Woo the Religious Right (Right)... Right (Right)... Election Day.

McCain will just fake it now, as Palin's pawn.
Hoping his bad polling has disappeared.
Sitting on scandals brayin' at their door.
Woo the Religious Right (Right)... Right (Right)... Election Day.
Woo the Religious Right (Right)... Right (Right)... Election Day.

(Bridge:)

Dumb all-around, this G.O.P. crew lies...
Truth, they must shred; nothing but moose pies*...

We will pay dearly if McCain's enthroned.
He'd remove all obstacles in his way.
Palin will draw the crowds who will vote blind.
Woo the Religious Right (Right)... Right (Right)... Election Day.
Woo the Religious Right (Right)... Right (Right)... Election Day.

(Repeat refrain and fade):
Woo the Religious Right (Right)... Right (Right)... Election Day.

(Moose pies = Alaskan bull sh*t)