It's The Last Chance For Me
(Sung to the tune of "Save The Last Dance For Me" by The Drifters)

As sung by pResident George Dubya Bush, who dreams of accumulating still more imperial power as he waits out his last few months in office

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My last chance... my last chance to try...
To raise my polls high, and save my party's Right.
All the while, problems pile; got no plan
For Aghanistan, or the Iraq fight.

CHORUS:
But, don't forget who rules you at home,
And my way's how it's gonna be
More power!
It's the last chance for me!

Yes, I know... I said "everything's fine,"
Long as power is mine, being Prez is fun.
Bein' King; finish what I start
Before I depart; hope my war is won.

But, don't forget who rules you at home,
And my way's how it's gonna be
More power!
It's the last chance for me!

Don't you know that I don't want to go?
Got Dick Cheney as my crutch.
Spy and torture folks, on my say-so.
I love power so much!

My last chance... to carry on,
Before my term is gone, and it's time to go.
It's my task, to enhance my throne
And my power zone - no one tells me "no"

But, don't forget who rules you at home,
And my way's how it's gonna be
More power!
It's the last chance for me!

More power!
It's the last chance for me!
More power!
It's the last chance for me!
More power!
It's the last chance for me!

(repeat refrain and fade)