(Sung to the tune of "Crazy" by Patsy Cline)
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As sung by the unhinged Rep. Michele "Batshit Crazy" Bachmann (R-IA), who wants to be U.S. President:
(instrumental intro)
Crazy? Who's crazy? My opponents, only.
I'm crazy? Not crazy, it just isn't true.
I knew... teabaggers love me when I'm taunted
And soon, one day, my power ambitions come true.
Hurry... must make my moves in a hurry
Wonderin'... what does a President do?
Crazy? Stop thinkin', just do what I've told you
Not crazy for lyin', not crazy for tryin'
Not crazy; need votes from you.
Crazy? Stop thinkin', just do what I've told you
Not crazy for lyin', not crazy for tryin'
Not crazy; need votes from you.
