Satire about Rush Limbaugh's drug addiction and illegal procurement of drugs through his maid

Drugs From No Store
(Sung to the tune of "Love In Store" by Fleetwood Mac)

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(instrumental intro)

On his show, you can hear Limbaugh squeal.
His drug dealing's been found.
He sent his maid to pick his drugs up.
He bought his pills by the pound.
(He bought his pills by the pound.)

Rush can't buy them... anymore.
He should be jail-bound.
He bought his drugs from no store.

From what he has done, he should be dealt
Without hypocrisy.
In jail, he'd see his own fat melt.
He's scared of feeling that way.
(He's scared of feeling that way.)

Rush can't buy them... anymore.
He should be jail-bound.
He bought his drugs from no store.

Lawmen take his drugs away.
Makin' him crazy.
Lawmen, take his drugs away.

Rush can't buy them... anymore.
He should be jail-bound.
He bought his drugs from no store.

Lawmen take his drugs away.
Makin' him crazy.
Lawmen, take his drugs away.

Rush can't buy them... anymore.
He should be jail-bound.
He bought his drugs from no store.