My Pills
(Sung to the tune of "My Girl" by The Temptations)

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As sung by Rush Limbaugh, the doped-up Dope:

(instrumental intro)

Hey, it's pill time...
Keep those crowds away.
Though they're sold outside,
I got these pills, my way.

Pain kept at bay;
What can make me feel this way?
My pills... (my pills... my pills...)
Talkin' 'bout my pills... (my pills).

I've got so much money.
Maid got drugs for me.
I've got to cheat as long,
As my words can deceive.

Pain kept at bay;
What can make me feel this way?
My pills... (my pills... my pills...)
Talkin' 'bout my pills... (my pills).

(Background vocals sung over instrumental break:)
(Stay away... I won't say...)

Yes, I need more money.
Selling lies, cash for fame.
Lies bought all my riches, baby;
Through rants, I aim.

Pain kept at bay;
What can make me feel this way?
My pills... (my pills... my pills...)
Talkin' 'bout my pills... (my pills).

(Talkin' 'bout my pills...)
Talkin' bout, talkin' bout...
(Talkin' 'bout my pills...)

(fade)