Rush Is Low Brow
(Sung to the tune of "Buffalo Gals")

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(instrumental intro)

Rush is squawking, "Damn the heat! Damn the heat! Damn the heat!"
The police have corraled his drugs from the street.
He rants like a right wing buffoon.

Rush is low brow, 'cause they're dumb on the Right.
'Cause they're dumb on the Right.
'Cause they're dumb on the Right.
Rush is low brow, 'cause they're dumb on the Right.
He rants like a right wing buffoon.

"Rush flopped!" heard; "What a cad!" fans squawk.
Fans now squawk, fans now squawk.
He feat shook up his world of talk.
Now left with gloom is he.

Rush is low brow, 'cause they're dumb on the Right.
'Cause they're dumb on the Right.
'Cause they're dumb on the Right.
Rush is low brow, 'cause they're dumb on the Right.
He rants like a right wing buffoon.

Disaster; for he has no chance.
Has no chance, has no chance.
Rush went splat; and he has no chance.
To fake a drug lecture.

Rush is low brow, 'cause they're dumb on the Right.
'Cause they're dumb on the Right.
'Cause they're dumb on the Right.
Rush is low brow, 'cause they're dumb on the Right.
He rants like a right wing buffoon.

Rush rants at the gal he employed; ain't it shockin'?
At the law he is mockin', for the dope he was stockin'.
Rush rants at the gal he employed; ain't it shockin'?
Still he rants like a right wing buffoon.

Rush is low brow, 'cause they're dumb on the Right.
'Cause they're dumb on the Right.
'Cause they're dumb on the Right.
Rush is low brow, 'cause they're dumb on the Right.
He rants like a right wing buffoon.