The latest Bush scandal: widespread rumors against Bush advisor Karl Rove for allegedly commiting a federal felony by leaking the identity of a CIA covert operative Valerie Plame to columnist Robert Novak, as revenge against her husband Joe Wilson for opposing the war on Iraq

Rove Should Be Demoted And Soon
(Sung to the tune of "Hopelessly Devoted To You" by Olivia Newton-John)

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(instrumental intro)

Our spy's identity was broken;
Unwise for Bush's staff to try.
Things will get worse for those
Who exposed what our spies do...
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The Bushies are all fools for shilling.
They push around and hate; it's true.
Bush Baby cannot see:
There's no time left for Rove and crew.
Rove should be demoted, and soon.

Right now... there's nowhere to hide.
Polls for Bush: downward they slide.
It fills him with dread.
Rove should be demoted, and soo-oo-oo-oon.
Rove should be demoted, and soon.
Rove should be demoted, and soon.

Bush said, while praying, "We'll protect him.
Let's start the shredding; courts won't know.
Hold on to my friend; that's what I intend to do."
Rove should be demoted, and soon.

Right now... there's nowhere to hide.
Polls for Bush: downward they slide.
It fills him with dread.
Rove should be demoted, and soo-oo-oo-oon.
Rove should be demoted, and soon.
Rove should be demoted, and soon.