Schwarzenegger
(Sung to the tune of "Operator" by Jim Croce)

As sung by California Republican fat cats to Arnold Schwarzenegger:

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(instrumental intro)

Schwarzenegger.... oh, could you help with this recall?
Your poll numbers are unmatched against poor Gray Davis.
Start your campaign today - we can take this state away.
Your name and face are known well; that's why we say this.

Dub-ya wants this state under his control,
So don't forget all that.
If you win as Gov'nor, we are behind it.
This state recall's just what we had in mind,
So don't go... and run your own side show.
Just take directions well.
So Rove will script your words,
'Cause you can't win yourself.
We're the power that's real.
Don't back out - let's make a deal.

(instrumental break)

Schwarzenegger... oh, can you help with this recall?
'Cause we need the numbers of this state greatly.
We want to fantasize... that we will capture this state in time.
If California's lost, Bush will lose his safety.

Dub-ya wants this state under his control,
So don't forget all that.
If you win as Gov'nor, we are behind it.
This state recall's just what we had in mind,
So don't go... and run your own side show.
Just take directions well.
So Rove will script your words,
Cause you can't win yourself.
We're the power that's real.
Don't back out - let's make a deal.

Go, go, go, go! Let's now make a deal.

Schwarzenegger... we've hedged our bets on this recall.
And we don't care what scandals you'll have to walk through.
We'll thank you in time.
Be a good soldier, and you'll find
You'll just be our mime.

Dub-ya wants this state under his control,
So don't forget all that.
If you win as Gov'nor, we are behind it.
This state recall's just what we had in mind,
So don't go... and run your own side show.
Just take directions well.
So Rove will script your words,
Cause you can't win yourself.
We're the power that's real.
Don't back out - let's make a deal.

(instrumental ending)