I'll Be Gov, Bush Wishes
(Sung to the tune of "I'll Be Home For Christmas" by Bing Crosby)

As sung by Republican gubernatorial candidate Arnold Schwarzenegger:

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(instrumental intro)

I'll be Gov, Bush wishes.
Rove has planned, you'll see:
TV shows, talk hosts I chose.
While peasants fawn for me.

Davis leaving, finally.
Victim of our schemes.
I'll be Gov, Bush wishes.
The Golden State, his dreams.

(instrumental break)

I'll be Gov, Bush wishes.
Rove has planned, you'll see:
TV shows, talk hosts I chose.
While peasants fawn for me.

Davis leaving, finally.
Victim of our schemes.
I'll be Gov, Bush wishes.
The Golden State, his dreams.