Oh, Arnold
(Sung to the tune of "Oh, Carol" by Neil Sedaka)

As sung by California Republican fat cats to their gubernatorial candidate, Arnold Schwarzenegger

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(instrumental intro)

Oh, Arnold! We want you to rule.
G.O.P. knows you... on the screen look cool.

Your party... now wants you to try
To replace Davis, as your party's guy.

California state is like no other; if you win, we'll crow.
It won't be easy; too much you don't know.

You can win as gov'nor, that's the sweet part.
We'll tell you what to do.
So, Arnold... please help out W.

(instrumental break)

California state is like no other; if you win, we'll crow.
It won't be easy; too much you don't know.

You can win as gov'nor, that's the sweet part.
We'll tell you what to do.
So, Arnold... please help out W.