World Thinks Bush Is A Dunce
(Sung to the tune of "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper)

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Hear Shrub moan, "I just want to fight."
His father says, "Soon you're gonna - play your cards right.
So never fear, 'cause you're the Fortunate Son."
The world thinks Bush is a du-unce.
The world thinks Bush is a dunce.

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Protests spring up; Bush creates this strife.
Distraught, Bush yells, "Who are they calling a dull knife?!
My daddy fears I'll have one term; serve only once!"
The world thinks Bush is a du-unce.
The world thinks Bush is a dunce.

His gall is what they taunt.
Dumb dunce.
"You're a jerk; we'll say this once."
World thinks bush is a du-unce.
The world thinks Bush is a dunce.

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War noise, unproved charges hurled.
Does he get away with pissing off the world?
G. Dubya B., just cannot talk or enunce.
The world thinks Bush is a du-unce.
The world thinks Bush is a dunce.

His gall is what they taunt.
Dumb dunce.
"You're a jerk; we'll say this once."
World thinks Bush is a du-unce.
The world thinks Bush is a dunce.

They taunt the big dunce...
They taunt the big dunce...
They taunt the big dunce...
They taunt the big dunce...

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