Iraq Armageddon
(Sung to the tune of "Rock Me, Amadeus" by Falco)

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(instrumental intro)

He is a rich punk, tryin' to conquer this earth.
He was no genius, since the day of his birth.
Ran away from the Air Force on a fling; went AWOL.
His oil buddies scream:
Come on, Iraq Armageddon!

He was a stupid czar; he had no insight.
And whatever he did (sh*t) seemed to be far right.
And he drank (and), he cursed, and he fooled around.
But now this moron will shout:

Iraq Armageddon!
Armageddon, Armageddon, Armageddon,
Armageddon, Armageddon, Armageddon!
Oil, oil, oil, Armageddon!

Iraq Armageddon!
Armageddon, Armageddon, Armageddon,
Armageddon, Armageddon, Armageddon!
Oil, oil, oil, Armageddon!

With a bottle of wine in one hand,
And crack cocaine in the other,
Said he was a businessman.
He never stopped to worry; he would one day be king.
Big Oil cronies sing:
Iraq Armageddon!

His mind's under Oil control; he's having fun.
The scandals from his past? He said he was "young."
Gets a failing mark in history.
His oil buddies say:
Iraq Armageddon!

Iraq Armageddon!
Armageddon, Armageddon, Armageddon,
Armageddon, Armageddon, Armageddon!
Oil, oil, oil, Armageddon!

Iraq Armageddon!
Armageddon, Armageddon, Armageddon,
Armageddon, Armageddon, Armageddon!
Oil, oil, oil, Armageddon!

Iraq Armageddon!
Armageddon, Armageddon, Armageddon,
Armageddon, Armageddon, Armageddon!
Oil, oil, oil, Armageddon!

Iraq Armageddon!
Armageddon, Armageddon, Armageddon,
Armageddon, Armageddon, Armageddon!
Oil, oil, oil, Armageddon!