We're Bound To Fight
(Sung to the tune of "Get Down Tonight" by KC & the Sunshine Band)

As sung by Dummy to Rummy - er, pResident Bush to Sec. of State Don Rumsfeld

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(instrumental intro)

Rummy... hey, watch the weather.
War's a rush, that we'll do.
We'll do the things...
Yeah, do the things...
That we like to do... whoa...

We're pissing off France.
Give Germany a shove.
We're bound to fight!
We're bound to fight!
We're pissing off France.
Give Germany a shove.
We're bound to fight!
We're bound to fight!

Saddam... I'll beat you.
Replacement time.
You'll regret...
Regret I'm better.
You're oil's just fine!

We're pissing off France.
Give Germany a shove.
We're bound to fight!
We're bound to fight!
We're pissing off France.
Give Germany a shove.
We're bound to fight!
We're bound to fight!

(instrumental break)

We're pissing off France.
Give Germany a shove.
We're bound to fight!
We're bound to fight!
We're pissing off France.
Give Germany a shove.
We're bound to fight!
We're bound to fight!

(repeat refrain and fade)