Can We Steal Their Oil? Damned Right
(Sung to the tune of "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" by Elton John - from the Disney movie, "The Lion King")

As sung by Dubya, The Lyin' King:

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(instrumental intro)

Make Saddam surrender! Soon, it's bombs away.
Feel the heat of our whirlwind; our cruise missles will slay.
We'll advance and foment... an anti-Saddam coup.
I'll look tough for an armchair warrior.
Oil, this leads me to.

So, can we steal their oil? Damned right!
I'm the Oil Czar.
It's enough for this blood-eyed warrior.
War got me this far.

So, can we steal their oil? Damned right!
We'll invade - conquest!
Saddam snuffed for making atomic bombs,
Or leave at our behest.

(instrumental break)

There's a bomb for everyone in Iraq to burn.
Our existing embargo are screws to turn.
It's no crime - my reasons for foreign oil wars.
Oil's the heart of this Czar/Boss/Emperor,
Meaning it's not yours.

So, can we steal their oil? Damned right!
I'm the Oil Czar.
It's enough for this blood-eyed warrior.
War got me this far.

So, can we steal their oil? Damned right!
We'll invade - conquest!
Saddam snuffed for making atomic bombs,
Or leave at our behest.

Saddam snuffed for making atomic bombs,
Or leave at our behest.