My Missiles Go 500 Miles
(Sung to the tune of "500 Miles" by Peter, Paul & Mary)

As sung by Warmonger Dubya to Saddam Hussein:

Traditional MIDI version
The Hooters' reggae style MIDI version

(instrumental intro)

I am pissed - Hussein, Saddam.
I am going to drop the Bomb.
You're in fear; my missiles go a hundred miles.

A hundred miles, a hundred miles,
A hundred miles, a hundred miles, a hundred miles.
You're in fear; my missles go a hundred miles.

Once we've won, what we'll do:
We will see more oil galore.
Dropping bombs 500 miles to hit your home.

Upon your home, upon your home,
Upon your home, upon your home,
Told my pilots, "Bombs away on Saddam's home."

We will hunt and attack.
Go ask Rummy; hear the same.
Lord, I can't now back down; there's no way.

There's no way, there's no way,
There's no way, there's no way,
Lord, I can't now back down; there's no way.

I am pissed - Hussein, Saddam.
I am going to drop the Bomb.
You're in fear; my missiles go a hundred miles.

A hundred miles, a hundred miles,
A hundred miles, a hundred miles, a hundred miles.
You're in fear; my missiles go a hundred miles.