Fished For Clinton's Zipper
It's 2003, and Republicans and their press toadies still haven't gotten over their insane obsession with
Bill Clinton
(Sung to the tune of "Oh, Them Golden Slippers")

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They want Clinton's zipper; they won't go away.
Though it's been two years since his White House stay.
How long will they poke, tryin' to give him hell?
The Republicans just pigged out on porn.
Kenny Starr's long probe by the right wing loons?
$60 mil' ain't chump change, but these dumb buffoons
Tried to spin their loss, their impeachment drive.
The Republicans just pigged out on porn.

Fished for Clinton's zipper, fished for Clinton's zipper.
Clinton's zipper is all they cared about; like sheep, they just bleat.
Fished for Clinton's zipper, fished for Clinton's zipper.
Clinton's zipper was a big affair; they're sore 'cause they got beat.

We said, "Farewell, Clinton. Do you have to go?"
Economic free fall on Bush's show.
On a listing boat, due to donors' greed,
While Republicans just pigged out on porn.
Shouting "Clinton's zipper!" through their hate machine,
Faking "scandals" on TV and magazines.
But this country loves Clinton; they don't care
How Republicans just pigged out on porn.

Fished for Clinton's zipper, fished for Clinton's zipper.
Clinton's zipper is all they cared about; like sheep, they just bleat.
Fished for Clinton's zipper, fished for Clinton's zipper.
Clinton's zipper was a big affair; they're sore 'cause they got beat.

During Clinton's term, all they did was stall.
Nation's business, they didn't do at all.
All those dorks would say how it was a "big crime."
The Republicans just pigged out on porn.
Persecutor Ken couldn't find a use
For "confessions" via OIC abuse.
Now it's crow he's eatin;' where is Starr today?
Like Republicans, he pigged out on porn.

Fished for Clinton's zipper, fished for Clinton's zipper.
Clinton's zipper is all they cared about; like sheep, they just bleet.
Fished for Clinton's zipper, fished for Clinton's zipper.
Clinton's zipper was a big affair; they're sore 'cause they got beat.