No Credibility
(Sung to the tune of "Personality" by Lloyd Price)

Record low opinion polls of Bush's presidency have also revealed that the three most common words associated with Dubya are now "incompetent," "liar," and "idiot."

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(instrumental intro)

Over! It's over, for the regime of W.
Over! It's over, there's no more Bush can do.
It's over! It's over, regime of Smirking Fool.
It's over! It's over, for the Chief Fool, W.

Shrub's got no... credibility.
Squat... credibility.
Naught... credibility.
Nil... credibility.
Harmed... credibility.
Flubbed... credibility.
What's the cause? Bush-rot!
Our state's apart.
Over! It's over, for the regime of W.
Over! It's over, there's no more Bush can do.

Over! It's over, for the regime of W.
Over! It's over; money had trumped the truth.
Over! It's over; all polls say Shrub's a fool.
It's over! It's over, for the Chief Fool, W.

Shrub's got no... credibility.
Squat... credibility.
Naught... credibility.
Nil... credibility.
Harmed... credibility.
Flubbed... credibility.
What's the cause? Bush-rot!
Our state's apart
Over! It's over, for the regime of W.
Over! It's over, there's no more Bush can do.

(repeat chorus and fade)