I Aimed Wild And Hit Harry
(Sung to the tune of "I'm Just Wild About Harry" by Judy Garland)

As sung by Deadeye Dick Cheney, who nearly killed fellow hunter and Republican lawyer Harry Whittington with an errant shotgun blast while on a canned quail hunt at a private Texas ranch

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I aimed wild and hit Harry.
Is Harry riled about me?
The press boos and hisses, 'bout what this is:
Killing small birds that flee.

I need to spin; whatever's handy.
Shielded by money, that is me.
So, I aimed wild and hit Harry.
But he ain't riled at me.

(instrumental)

So what?
I aimed wild and hit Harry.
Is Harry riled about me?
The press boos and hisses, 'bout what this is:
Killing small birds that flee.

I need to spin; whatever's handy.
Shielded by money, that is me.
So, I aimed wild, all out...
From ICU, got out.
But he ain't riled at me.