Posted 12:50 AM by Boot

I'm Just Wild About Mary
(Sung to the tune of "I'm Just Wild About Harry" by Judy Garland)

Inspired by new reports that porn star Mary Carey (who ran for Governor of California for the GOP) will be meeting personally with President Bush; no doubt, causing some of his religious right base to have a holy cow. As sung by Emperor Dubya:

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I'm just wild about Mary
And Mary's just wild about me.
Though my base just hisses 'bout Porn Misses;
Made ill by what they'd see.

We'll meet for dinner, so handy.
It's all 'bout money, can't you see?
Oh, I'm just wild about Mary.
And she's just wild about me.

(instrumental)

Now, I'm just wild about Mary.
And she's just wild about me.
My base just hisses 'bout Porn Misses;
Made ill by what they'd see.

Say, now...
We'll meet for dinner, so handy.
It's all 'bout money, can't you see?
Oh, I'm just wild about -
She ain't no girl scout...
She's just wild about me.