All Time Low
(Sung to the tune of "All Time High" by Rita Coolidge)

Bush's poll numbers continue to fall, to an all-time low of 34% approval... Cheney's poll numbers are even worse, at 18%.

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What Bush wanted was a great distraction; start a war or two.
Secret detentions, he ruled, can't be undone.
Cheney vowed he'd always go with Shrub; they're both crooks, like minds.
But Cheney's aim is quite blind; can't shoot a gun.

At an all-time low...
Their polls sink with Iraq war.
Cheney's polls fell more... than fall of the Shrub.
At an all-time low...
They'll take on the world, through hate.
They'll look to fight, but the Right... won't win.

Oil they want, lives wasted, war momentum lost in quagmire deep.
Bush-Cheney wrong and knee-deep, in deep doo-doo.
Their war crimes: they lied through words for war, now people realize
That Bush was selling us lies, to enrich his crew.

At an all-time low...
Their polls sink with Iraq war.
Cheney's polls fell more... than fall of the Shrub.
At an all-time low...
They'll take on the world, through hate.
They'll look to fight, but the Right... won't win.

They'll look to fight, but the Right... won't win.
At an all-time low...

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