Written originally on November 9, 2002:

I Have A Scheme
(Sung to the tune of "I Have A Dream" by ABBA)

As sung by Resident, er, King Dubya Bush:

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(instrumental intro)

I have a scheme... to be the King.
Rove helps me cope.. with anything.
Sometimes I may blunder.
Fall right on my tail.
I'll control your future.
My regime's for sale.
I'm the Right Wing's angel.
White House, Congress, Courts now run by me.
I'm the Right Wing's angel.
They all know the time is right for me.
Helped by my team... I have a scheme.

I have a scheme... a fantasy.
My right wing coup... reality.
I'm King of the nation.
You're just rank and file.
I embrace the darkness,
Scheming all the while.
I'm the Right Wing's angel.
White House, Congress, Courts now run by me.
I'm the Right Wing's angel.
They all know the time is right for me.
Helped by my team... I have a scheme.
Helped by my team... I have a scheme.

(instrumental break)

I have a scheme... to be the King.
Rove helps me cope.. with anything.
Sometimes I may blunder...
Fall right on my tail...
I'll control your future,
My regime's for sale.
I'm the Right Wing's angel.
White House, Congress, Courts now run by me.
I'm the Right Wing's angel.
They all know the time is right for me.
Helped by my team... I have a scheme.
Helped by my team... I have a scheme.