I'm Blamed For The Storm
(Sung to the tune of "Riders On The Storm" by The Doors)

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As sung by Bush, the Master of Disaster, to his handlers

(instrumental intro)

I'm blamed for the storm...
I'm blamed for the storm...
Katrina sure took form...
Our globe ain't gettin' warm.
Was in Crawford all alone,
When Mike Brown* called on the phone.
I'm blamed for the storm.

Katrina packed a load.
Damn those pictures TV showed!
Upset my holiday...
Got new guitar to play.
Where's Dick Cheney? Have to hide
How I froze when people died.
Katrina packed a load.

Karl, do you have a plan?
Karl, do you have a plan?
FEMA's undermanned?!
I don't understand.
My world soon may end;
My polls on downward trend.
Karl, what's your plan?

(instrumental break)

I'm blamed for the storm...
I'm blamed for the storm...
Katrina sure took form...
Our globe ain't gettin' warm.
Was in Crawford all alone,
When Mike Brown* called on the phone
I'm blamed for the storm.

I'm blamed for the storm...
I'm blamed for the storm...
I'm blamed for the storm...
I'm blamed for the storm...
I'm blamed for the storm...
I'm blamed for the storm...

(repeat refrain and fade)