Bush Can't Even Button His Shirt Right On National TV
(from Bush's speech on September 15, 2005, from New Orleans, after Hurricane Katrina struck the Gulf Coast)
Top 10 Reasons For Bush's Mis-buttoned Shirt (from The Daily Koz blog)
10: It gives the Prez that "it's hard work" look.
9: He was showing us that the right had superiority.
8: Everyone was too busy to worry about it.
7: It was passed Georgie's bedtime, and the fatigue had overcome him.
6: Bush's brain is still recovering from his Kidney Stones.
5: Karl Rove wants everyone talking about his shirt, not his speech.
4: Bush was creating a new fashion look.
3: Condi was on the trip.
2: No one dared to tell the emperor about his clothes.
1: His staff has figured that Bush is an idiot, and wanted him to fall on his face.