(Sung to the tune of "I'm Henry the 8th, I Am" by Herman's Hermits)
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As sung by Emperor Dubya about his Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers, an underqualified boot-licking crony who was Bush's former personal lawyer and has never served as a judge
Make Harriet Supreme Court Judge!
Harriet would be my loyal judge.
She had carried my water before;
Lick my boots forever, so she swore.
Now everyone picks on Harriet (Harriet)!
Even right wing thinks it's silly or a scam (what scam?)!
I'm the King, and I want Harriet...
Harriet, Supreme Court judge.
(Spoken: Second judge... ain't gonna budge!)
Make Harriet Supreme Court Judge!
Harriet would be my loyal judge.
She had carried my water before;
Lick my boots forever, so she swore.
Now everyone picks on Harriet (Harriet)!
Even right wing thinks it's silly or a scam (what scam?)!
I'm the King, and I want Harriet...
Harriet, Supreme Court judge.
(instrumental break)
Make Harriet Supreme Court Judge!
Harriet would be my loyal judge.
She had carried my water before;
Lick my boots forever, so she swore.
Now everyone picks on Harriet (Harriet)!
Even right wing thinks it's silly or a scam (what scam?)!
I'm the King, and I want Harriet...
Harriet, Supreme Court judge.
H... U... R-R-Y...
Hurry up... hurry up!
Harriet, Supreme Court judge, I want.
Harriet, new judge I want.
Yeah!
