(Sung to the tune of "My Baloney Has A First Name" and the "Oscar Meyer Wiener Jingle")
As sung by Emperor Dubya Bush:
My crony has a last name...
It's M-I-E-R-S.
If I put her on the Supreme Court,
She'll help to clean my mess.
People says she's underqualified,
But she's loyal to me; here's what I'll say:
She'll help Supreme Court rule my way,
For her boss, D-U-B-Y-A.
Oh, I wish to see my crony Miers a winner.
Then the Supreme Court will rule for me-e-e.
If she's confirmed, I'll always be a winner.
Stop impeachment, save my monarchy.
