Up At The White House
(Sung to the tune of "Up On The Housetop")
By Alvin Dover & W. Tong

As sung by Dubya's handlers at the White House

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(instrumental intro)

Up at the White House, they rejoice.
Dick and Condi shape Shrub's voice.
Who propped up Bush when his polls all dove?
Life of their party, it's Karl Rove.

"Go! Karl! Go!" that's how they crow...
"Go! Karl! Go!" that's how they crow:
"Bush now enjoying war-time bliss.
Our Mr. Rove is true genius!"

These past two years, Rove worked like hell.
He filled Dubya's brain quite well.
Bush gave his cronies a tax giveback.
Bombed Afghanistan, and soon Iraq.

Go! Karl! Go!" that's how they crow...
"Go! Karl! Go!" that's how they crow:
"Bush now enjoying war time bliss.
Our Mr. Rove is true genius!"

Enron was hocking, and then soon fell.
World.com and Tyco croaked as well.
Their leaders, crooks whom we all despise,
Cronies of Dubya with long deep ties.

Go! Karl! Go!" that's how they crow...
"Go! Karl! Go!" that's how they crow:
"Bush now enjoying war time bliss.
Our Mr. Rove is true genius!"