All I Want For Christmas Is Saddam's Defeat
(Sung to the tune of "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth" by Spike Jones & His City Slickers)

(As sung by Dubya Bush:)

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All I want for Christmas is Saddam's defeat,
Saddam's defeat, yes, Saddam's defeat!
I can grab his oil after his defeat.
Big Oil will have a Merry Christmas.

It's been too long - I want my way.
I want to drop the bomb and send the missles.
But my chance for war is weak.
So, in the dark, I whistle:

All I want for Christmas is Saddam's defeat,
Saddam's defeat, yes, Saddam's defeat!
I can grab his oil after his defeat.
Big Oil will have a Merry Christmas.



All I want for Christmas is Saddam's defeat,
Saddam's defeat, yes, Saddam's defeat!
I can grab his oil after his defeat.
Big Oil will have a Merry Christmas.

It's been too long - I want my way.
I want to drop the Bomb and send the missles.
But my chance for war is weak.
So, in the dark, I whistle:

All I want for Christmas is Saddam's defeat,
Saddam's defeat, yes, Saddam's defeat!
I can grab his oil after his defeat.
Big Oil will have a Merry Christmas.