Friday, December 27, 2002

Trent Lott's Ass Is Blowin' Lots of Wind
Satire about Senator Trent Lott (R-MS), who recently stepped down as Senate Majority Leader
(Sung to the tune of "Blowin' In The Wind" by Bob Dylan)
By "Sassy" & "Boot Newt"

MIDI music

(instrumental intro)

How many times can Trent Lott be put down
For sayin' segregation was grand?
Yes, and how many times can apologies fail?
Lott claims we "misunderstand."
Yes, and how many backs will be turned when he lies,
Before Lott's forever banned?
Trent Lott's sore rear end... is blowin' lots of wind.
Trent Lott's ass is blowin' lots of wind.

How many times can Trent Lott f**k up
Before he is told, "goodbye"?
Yes, and how many years must one man have
To admit what he has denied?
Yes, how many deaths will it takes 'til he knows
That Jim Crow caused people to die?
Trent Lott's sore rear end... is blowin' lots of wind.
Trent Lott's ass is blowin' lots of wind.

How can Lott's cheerleaders discount and twist
He's pro-Confederacy?
Yes, and how many years has the press slapped his wrist,
For helping right wing lunacy?
Yes, and how many laws did Lott stand on its head
To drive civil rights to the sea?
Trent Lott's sore rear end... is blowin' lots of wind.
Trent Lott's ass is blowin' lots of wind.