Tuesday, December 31, 2002

Frist On My List
Satire about Sen. Bill Frist (R-TN), handpicked by Bush to succeed Trent Lott as Senate Majority Leader
(Sung to the tune of "Kiss On My List" by Daryl Hall & John Oates)

(As sung by Dubya Bush)

MIDI music

(instrumental intro)

Trent Lott's blunder was the biggest of all time; what can I say?
Trent Lott should have kept his racist secrets away.
You think maybe I need help, no, I know, I'm all right... all right.
Lott's now better off by listening to friends' advice.

If you insist, just know though I'm pissed,
Lott won't be missed.
If you want to know what the reason is,
I have to smile for my guy, he's the reason why...

(Because Bill Frist) Bill Frist is on my list.
(Because Bill Frist) Bill Frist is on my list.
Because Bill Frist is on my list, we've survived the knife.
(Because Bill Frist) Bill Frist is on my list.
(Because Bill Frist) Bill Frist is on my list.
Because Bill Frist is on my list, we're safe on the Right.

Lott was crazy, blundering 'bout Strom Thurmond's history.
With our right wing make up this time, full control is to be.
Sometimes you'll regret what I'm doing;
I don't regret what I want... I want.
Trent Lott is now done, so, boo-hoo... My coup will go on.

If you insist, just know, though I'm pissed,
Lott won't be missed.
If you want to know what the reason is,
I have to smile for my guy, he's the reason why...

(Because Bill Frist) Bill Frist is on my list.
(Because Bill Frist) Bill Frist is on my list.
Because Bill Frist is on my list, we've survived the knife.
(Because Bill Frist) Bill Frist is on my list.
(Because Bill Frist) Bill Frist is on my list.
Because Bill Frist is on my list, we're safe on the Right.

(instrumental break and fadeout)