Saturday, December 21, 2002

Don't Tell Any Accountants
(Sung to the tune of "Go Tell It On The Mountain")

As $ung by Bush's corrupt crony capitalists:

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Don't tell any accountants
We cooked the bills, but we don't care.
Don't tell any accountants
Our biggest heist is foreign.

We'll prey on those weaker,
Who thought there was fair play.
We can't afford to help those
Who just stand in our way.

Don't tell any accountants
We cooked the bills, but we don't care.
Don't tell any accountants
Our biggest heist is foreign.

Ignored investors' anger;
Their funds our heist had shorn,
Through stock manipulation,
And secrecy we've sworn.

Don't tell any accountants
We cooked the bills, but we don't care.
Don't tell any accountants
Our biggest heist is foreign.

Bush made Harvey Pitt "watchman."
Then we watched Enron fall.
Kept our market position
Through theft, to win it all.

Don't tell any accountants
We cooked the bills, but we don't care.
Don't tell any accountants
Our biggest heist is foreign.