Sunday, July 20, 2003

No Threat Was There
(Sung to the tune of "Teddy Bear" by Elvis Presley)

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(instrumental intro)

No WMD's... no Saddam threat was there.
Can't explain, won't re-inspect; can't find them anywhere.
Where can they be (where can they be)?
No threat was there.

The world's calling you a liar;
A liar who acts tough.
We all know that you were lyin'.
Kept lyin' that you would find ... Saddam's stuff.

You wanted to see... that a threat was there.
Can't explain, won't re-inspect; can't find them anywhere.
Where can they be (where can they be)?
No threat was there.

No WMD's... you told us lies outright.
Trigger-finger foreign affairs,
To bomb Iraq for spite.
Where can they be (where can they be)?
No threat was there.

The world's calling you a liar;
A liar who acts tough.
We all know that you were lyin'.
Kept lyin' that you would find... Saddam's stuff.

You wanted to see... that a threat was there.
Can't explain, won't re-inspect; can't find them anywhere.
Where can they be (where can they be)?
No threat was there.
Where can they be (where can they be)?
No threat was there.
But G. Dubya B. said the threat was there.