Don't Care 'Bout Blair
Now that UK Prime Minister Tony Blair is fighting for his political life after hitching to Dubya's War on Iraq bandwagon, the Emperor has cast him to the wind
(Sung to the tune of "Somewhere Out There" by Linda Ronstadt & James Ingram)

(As sung by Emperor Dubya)

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(instrumental intro)

Don't care 'bout Blair.
For if we'd failed to fight.
"Sissy" they'd think of me.
They'd loathe me on the Right.

Don't care 'bout Blair.
He may not have a prayer.
Then, I'll find another
To help get more oil, not Blair.

We teamed to show we'd blow Saddam's Iraq apart through war.
I didn't think I would be risking bein' called "oil whore."
And if the fighting doesn't cease, then people will ask why
They didn't blink while leaping when I said Saddam must die...

Don't care 'bout Blair.
In England, he is through.
We won't be together.
Still, without Blair
My war dreams... came true.

(instrumental break)

We teamed to show we'd blow Saddam's Iraq apart through war.
I didn't think I would be risking bein' called "oil whore."
And if the fighting doesn't cease, then people will ask why
They didn't blink while leaping when I said Saddam must die...

Don't care 'bout Blair.
In England, he is through.
We won't be together.
Still, without Blair
My war dreams... came true.