Monday, July 07, 2003

Bring 'Em On
(Sung to the tune of "Let 'Em In" by Paul McCartney & Wings)

Inspired by Emperor Dubya's foolish macho taunt to the Iraqi resistance, needlessly and further endangering our troops as they now fight a guerilla war.

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As sung by Emperor Dubya

Ter-rists mockin' my war.
Ter-rists givin' us hell.
Ter-rists mockin' my war.
Ter-rists givin' us hell.
Do me a favor...
Broaden this war...
Bring 'em on!

(instrumental break)

Don't be choosey...
Mow 'em down!
Can't be loser...
Love my crown.
Send more rifles...
To our pawns.
Broaden this war...
Bring 'em o-o-on, oh, yeah...

(instrumental break)

Don't be choosey...
Mow 'em down!
Can't be loser...
Love my crown.
Send more rifles...
To our pawns.
Broaden this war...
Bring 'em o-o-on, oh, yeah...

Ter-rists mockin' my war.
Ter-rists givin' us hell.
Ter-rists mockin' my war.
Ter-rists givin' us hell.
Do me a favor...
Broaden this war...
Bring 'em on!

(instrumental ending)