Nazis, Con Men, Thieves
(Sung to the tune of "Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves" by Cher)
By Larry Solomon & W. Tong

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(instrumental intro)

Shrub was born rich; now braggin' he is running the show.
Corruption enhanced all the money they stole.
Poppy Bush did whatever he could:
Greed, the Bushes' gospel.
Media now coddle the new Bush hood.

Nazis, con men, thieves...
Yes, unelected people stole the crown; they're all just
Nazis, con men, thieves...
The looney right now all grin; they're gaining ground...
'Cause Dubya's their clown.

(instrumental fade)

Poppy said, "George Boy, I've landed a deal!
You'll get a free ride, and more money we'll steal.
Supreme Court's seen to it that you've won."
Laura's now an empress.
Dubya has got himself a bogus kingdom.

Nazis, con men, thieves...
Yes, unelected people stole the crown; they're all just
Nazis, con men, thieves...
The looney right now all grin; they're gaining ground...
'Cause Dubya's their clown.

Shrub bought his schoolin' when he went to Yale,
With his crude frat boy style.
Not much later, got himself in trouble.
Yale couldn't tame him or his pile... of dough.
Bought his degree with his pile... of dough.

Shrub was born rich, now braggin' he is running the show.
Corruption enhanced all the money they stole.
Poppy Bush did whatever he could:
Greed the Bushes' gospel.
Media now coddle the new Bush hood.

Nazis, con men, thieves...
Yes, unelected people stole the crown; they're all just
Nazis, con men, thieves...
The looney right now all grin; they're gaining ground...
'Cause Dubya's their clown.

(repeat chorus and fade)