(Sung to the tune of "Knockin' On Heaven's Door" by Bob Dylan)
Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho), recently outed for his June 2006 arrest at the Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport for soliciting sex in the men's restroom, has announced his retirement from Congress, as a result of the scandal and pressure from his own party.
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(instrumental intro)
Scandal made a mess out of me.
Ain't a senator any more.
I wasn't smart; not smart enough to see.
Got busted for knockin' on toilet door.
Knock, knock, knockin' on toilet door.
Knock, knock, knockin' on toilet door.
Knock, knock, knockin' on toilet door.
Knock, knock, knockin' on toilet door.
(instrumental)
Scandal put my plans in the ground.
Got arrested; I got sore.
My senate career came crashin' down.
Got busted for knockin' on toilet door.
Knock, knock, knockin' on toilet door.
Knock, knock, knockin' on toilet door.
Knock, knock, knockin' on toilet door.
Knock, knock, knockin' on toilet door.
(repeat refrain and fade)
