I Can't Take More Resignations
(Sung to the tune of "I Can't Get No Satisfaction" by The Rolling Stones)
The rats flee the sinking Bush ship of state: Lame (Dead) Duck pResident George Dubya Bush laments the recent resignations of his loyalist White House staff, Press Secretary Tony Snow, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, and advisor Karl Rove
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As sung by pResident Bush
(instrumental intro)
I can't take more... resignations!
I can't take more... resignations!
More goodbyes... more goodbyes... more goodbyes... more goodbyes...
I can't take more (guitar riff)...
I can't take more (guitar riff)...
In Iraq, losin' my war;
That's why last year, Rumsfeld had to go.
Gone, Karl Rove - oh, the horror!
Few cronies left, to run the nation;
Gonzo's left my administration.
I can't take more...
No more, no more!
Hey, hey, hey! Oh, please, just stay!
I can't take more... resignations!
I can't take more... resignations!
More goodbyes... more goodbyes... more goodbyes... more goodbyes...
I can't take more (guitar riff)...
I can't take more (guitar riff)...
Well, I just went on TV
All who's left now is Dick Cheney
How nice of my VP.
Now, Dick Cheney's the man; hope he doesn't croak;
'Cause he deals with threats for me.
I can't take more...
No more, no more!
Hey, hey, hey! Oh, please, just stay!
I can't take more... resignations!
I can't take more... resignations!
More goodbyes... more goodbyes... more goodbyes... more goodbyes...
I can't take more (guitar riff)...
I can't take more (guitar riff)...
When I'm trav'lin' 'round the world
And I'm doin' this, and I'm signin' that
Condi Rice is still my girl.
Hey, Karen Hughes had better come back, later next week.
'Cause, you see, I'm on a losing streak.
I can't take more...
No more, no more!
Hey, hey, hey! Oh, please, just stay!
I can't take more... resignations!
I can't take more... resignations!
More goodbyes... more goodbyes... more goodbyes... more goodbyes...
I can't take more (guitar riff)...
I can't take more (guitar riff)...
More resignations...
More resignations....