Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Stay The Course, Do The Same
(Sung to the tune of "A Horse With No Name" by America)

"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." -Albert Einstein

With his public opinion polls plummeting to 32% support, pResident Bush still calls to "stay the course" in his disastrous failed war on Iraq. As sung by Emperor Dubya:

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(instrumental intro)

Need a jump-start; my war's turning...
Into civil war and strife.
Spin-enhanced, my words; all fu**ed up, things
In this land; my shills love kings.

I have no regrets about lies, just because
I can lie... to my crowds.
Repeating rot; make good sound bites fly
On the air; turn up the sound.

We'll win in the desert; stay the course, do the same.
We did good to throw out ol' Hussein.
In the desert, Iraqi oil we'll claim,
'Cause there ain't no stopping this war I'll sustain...
War, war, gotta have war, gotta have... more war...
War, war, gotta have war, gotta have... more war...

In a few years, Iraq gets won.
It's time; Iran will get bled.
It's the End Days, we'll rule by the gun
It's my empire, and I am the head.
I'm not sorry I told lies to get the black gold
I'm not sad Iraqis are dead.

We'll win in the desert; stay the course, do the same.
We did good to throw out ol' Hussein.
In the desert, Iraqi oil we'll claim,
'Cause there ain't no stopping this war I'll sustain...
War, war, gotta have war, gotta have... more war...
War, war, gotta have war, gotta have... more war...

(instrumental break)

After eight years, I want my monarchy
To turn into theocracy.
Right wing rants and words; no mocking kings
In command? Dick pulls my strings.

Dick Cheney is my regent, lives his life underground.
Even though he's despised, he's tough.
On Iraq's cities, with more bombs I will pound
Until insurgents say "Enough!"

We'll win in the desert; stay the course, do the same.
We did good to throw out ol' Hussein.
In the desert, Iraqi oil we'll claim,
'Cause there ain't no stopping this war I'll sustain...
War, war, gotta have war, gotta have... more war...

War, war, gotta have war, gotta have... more war...
War, war, gotta have war, gotta have... more war...
War, war, gotta have war, gotta have... more war...

(repeat final refrain and fade)