Saturday, April 01, 2006

Andy Card
(Sung to the tune of "Hard Ain't It Hard" by The Kingston Trio)

Satire inspired by the recent resignation of Bush's Chief of Staff, Andy Card

(Sorry, no MIDI music is available)

Farewell to Card, Andy Card, Andy Card.
Who's jumped ship from sinkin' W.
Farewell to Card, Andy Card; Andy Card's facade
Won't shield Dubya Bush and all his crew.

The Bush White House is going down.
His polls keep falling to the ground.
Bush, the worst president in history;
His incompetence is now no mystery.

Farewell to Card, Andy Card, Andy Card.
Who's jumped ship from sinkin' W.
Farewell to Card, Andy Card; Andy Card's facade
Won't shield Dubya Bush and all his crew.

Since the first term, he'd served that Fool Shrub.
Bush decided to start a war.
Since then, Card has seen his boss get reviled,
More war dead, while rich screw the poor.

Farewell to Card, Andy Card, Andy Card.
Who's jumped ship from sinkin' W.
Farewell to Card, Andy Card; Andy Card's facade
Won't shield Dubya Bush and all his crew.

Now, who's left on the sinking ship?
Who's taking hold of Bush's band?
Who's gonna tell Bush what is what;
That his war failed to take Iraq's land.

Farewell to Card, Andy Card, Andy Card.
Who's jumped ship from sinkin' W.
Farewell to Card, Andy Card; Andy Card's facade
Won't shield Dubya Bush and all his crew.

Shrub's back to drinkin' and ramblin' -
His presidency comes crashing down.
'Cause there isn't a place for a smart-thinking ace
If a power-drunk fool wears the crown.

Farewell to Card, Andy Card, Andy Card.
Who's jumped ship from sinkin' W.
Farewell to Card, Andy Card; Andy Card's facade
Won't shield Dubya Bush and all his crew.

Farewell to Card, Andy Card, Andy Card.
Who's jumped ship from sinkin' W.
Farewell to Card, Andy Card; Andy Card's facade
Won't shield Dubya Bush and all his crew.