(Sung to the tune of "While Strolling Through the Park One Day")
As sung by pResident Bush, who, after repeatedly avoiding Cindy Sheehan in Crawford, is going biking with Lance Armstrong on August 20, 2005:
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I am gonna ride my bike today.
Cindy Sheehan just gets in my way.
Her mistake; her son's demise;
So how dare she criticize!
What's important is my war; please go away.
Hostile - the public's turned on me.
All I get in Crawford is more heat!
On horseback, I'm happy as can be.
Riding bikes with Lance, I can retreat... Nah!
Spin in media is falling flat.
That Sheehan has lit a spark.
But I still have no regrets
In Iraq, we went kaboom!
We must win all wars I choose us to embark.
