Call On Our Special Forces
(Sung to the tune of "You Are My Special Angel" by Bobby Helms)

Satire inspired by Pat Robertson's deranged call for U.S. special forces to assassinate Venezuela President Hugo Chavez, broadcast to millions on viewers on his "700 Club" television show

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As sung by Pat Robertson, praying to "take out" Hugo Chavez (and not to dinner):

(instrumental intro)

Call on our special forces;
No, we shouldn't bluff.
May Bush smile down on me;
And with Chavez, get rough (get rough)
Call on our special forces;
Not, let's not play nice.
Send hit men, special forces.
No, we shouldn't think twice.

Such bile from his lips!
End Chavez' fun time.
Who cares if we lie? End his reign!
He says too much; causes us disgrace.
Like Castro, he is a pain!

Call on our special forces;
They're our guarantee...
Let's have our special forces
Take him out gracefully.

Such bile from his lips!
End Chavez' fun time.
Who cares if we lie? End his reign!
He says too much; causes us disgrace.
Like Castro, he is a pain!

Call on our special forces;
They're our guarantee...
Let's have our special forces
Take him out gracefully.
Take him out gracefully.