Casey's Mom Asked Me What Noble Cause
(Sung to "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" by Jimmy Boyd)

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The explanation that the Crawford Coward refused to give to Cindy Sheehan, as sung in private by Bush:

(instrumental intro)

Casey's mom asked me "What noble cause?"
Underneath Iraq sits oil (crude light).
I would not with her speak.
I'm a king and she's a freak.
She thought that I had f**ked up;
So my war, I'll have to tweak.

As I said, this war is a noble cause.
Underneath, I fear I'll lose this fight.
How they'd laugh if Cindy wins;
Have to slime her by all means!
Iraq War's a noble cause; that's right!

(brief instrumental break)

Casey's mom asked me "What noble cause?"
Underneath Iraq sits oil (crude light).
I would not with her speak.
I'm a king and she's a freak.
She thought that I had f**ked up;
So my war, I'll have to tweak.

As I said, this war is a noble cause.
Underneath, I fear I'll lose this fight.
How they'd laugh if Cindy wins;
Have to slime her by all means!
Iraq War's a noble cause; that's right!