Satire lampooning looney right-wing columnist Michelle Malkin, who was recently laughed off the air on Bill Maher's Politically Incorrect, and from Chris Matthews' Hardball, for falsely implying that John Kerry's war wounds which won 3 Purple Hearts were self-inflicted, which you can watch HERE

Right Wing Banana
(Sung to the tune of the "Chiquita Banana Jingle")

Click HERE for MIDI music, sequenced by my good friend, Ron Tilden

(instrumental intro)

She's a right wing banana,
And she's dumb to say
That "Kerry shot himself,
To run for prez some day."

On TV, got shot down
For her dumb point of view.
She's beating on her chest;
Chris got the best of you.

Her arguments rendered invalid;
Her only strategem: to lie.
The way to treat loudmouths - defeat them.
Refute their words and make them eat them.

She's bananas and a token of the
Grand Old Party's bigots and race haters.
If she were clever, this banana...
Will no longer be "debater."

(repeat verses)