For starters, the unprecedented list of crimes committed by Dubya include: perverting the Constitution through the so-called PATRIOT Act, breaking international law and treaties, lying to Congress in his State of the Union address to advocate for a pre-emptive war based upon non-existent WMD, war crimes in Iraq, Guantanamo and secret U.S. prisons around the world, etc., etc., etc.

All The Bush Crimes Are Vast And Long
(Sung to the tune of "All The Good Times Are Past And Gone")

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Shrub wished to the Lord he'd been clever when born.
He's tried since he was young:
Forever, he's pleasing his father's allies.
We've heard his lying tongue.

All the Bush crimes are vast and long.
All the Bush crimes aren't over.
All the Bush crimes are vast and long.
Below par, knows only sleaze and war.

He's forever seen as Loathsome Shrub;
Lying from crime to crime.
Made war on those who opposed his club
But soon, he'll run out of time.

All the Bush crimes are vast and long.
All the Bush crimes aren't over.
All the Bush crimes are vast and long.
Below par, knows only sleaze and war.

Send back - send back - the rogue named Shrub,
And save democracy.
Let's boot him, and be a friend to this world.
Impound "His Residency."

All the Bush crimes are vast and long.
All the Bush crimes aren't over.
All the Bush crimes are vast and long.
Below par, knows only sleaze and war.